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Plain Jane

It's a mad mad world

About Me

My alter ego is a rock star, sadly, I am not.
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My Interests

Fashion. Books. Writing. Words really. People. Life. Sleep. Theology. Philosophy. Silence. Mystery. Humanity. Disasters. Make-up. Magazines. Frivalty. Ginger Tea. Food. Brownies...what I wouldn't do for a good brownie right now..

I'd like to meet:

The brutally intelligent.
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Music:

should never be so loud that it drowns out conversation.

Movies:

Are my favorite thing when it's cold outside.

Television:

Is like a crappy boyfriend, he ruins you, but you still love him.

Books:

Are best when eaten in one large bite.

Heroes:

I kind of like that show..

My Blog

things that come down

Dear Cockroach,Thank you for dropping in this evening. My 12 hours of work today was really not gross enough and I'm thankful that at least you noticed, appreciated and were attracted to the sticky sw...
Posted by Plain Jane on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:44:00 PST

my favorite quote

"In this dirty-minded world, she thought, you are either somebody's wife or somebody's whore  or fast on your way to becoming one or the other. If you don't fit either category, then everyone tries t...
Posted by Plain Jane on Fri, 23 May 2008 10:05:00 PST

My Apologies

Turns out even I, so close to perfect as I am, do make grammar mistakes.
Posted by Plain Jane on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 06:30:00 PST

The Most Irritating

The most irritating things: * Those "University of Pink" pants now being produced by Victoria’s Secret. I admit, they make me more angry than is really necessary, but seriously, ladies, think be...
Posted by Plain Jane on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 02:14:00 PST

My Garlic is Growing Arms

The garlic cloves are sprouting little green arms.  I'm not certain why, the garlic cloves before this have never done the same. Yet there they are, little green arms pushing out of the white net...
Posted by Plain Jane on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 12:27:00 PST

the least wonderful time of the year

I feel restless, nervous. The night comes too  fast these days and I always feel cold.  It could be that I have poor circulation, blood that never quite reaches my finger tips or my ankles, ...
Posted by Plain Jane on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 07:39:00 PST

Victoria

Her face looked like a terribly old Angelina Jolie who did way too many drugs and couldn't afford to keep up the callogen. "What time is it?" She asked me. "uuuh...about 10 of three." Her eyes looked ...
Posted by Plain Jane on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:04:00 PST

My foray into the world of "happy people"

I read something recently.  It said that by smiling for 30 seconds a person actually increases happy hormones in their brains and literally forces themself  to be happy. bah! I said.  T...
Posted by Plain Jane on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 08:52:00 PST

One of those philadelphia mysteries

Septa has been called a public transportation disaster, travesty; on a good day irratating, on a bad day simply worthless. Most days I am in the irritated crowd and yet there is a sense of sad charm ...
Posted by Plain Jane on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

moving is for the birds

Two things will inevitably make a person take a reassessment of their life - death and moving. Since neither myself or anyone close to me has died recently (surprising, is it not?) I will focus on mo...
Posted by Plain Jane on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST