tis the season, or sweet jeebus! |
Seriously folks. This is getting ridonk. Well, actually, it's been ridonk but I think we're going to have to come up with a new slang adjective to describe what happened this past Black Fr... Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 16:48:00 GMT |
attn: philly drivers |
please check your mirrors for approaching bikes before swinging your door out into traffic(i.e., me). that is all. Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 05:42:00 GMT |
being birthed. |
last night. what a night. leave the crib at quarter to 9. get to bob and barbara's, get a beer and a shot of jameson. slainte! cait jimmy and janel show up. another shot. jared and matt. anothe... Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 13:13:00 GMT |
ATTN: University Pizza & Wings |
Last time I checked pizza margherita consisted tomato sauce, sliced mozzarella, basil and oil. Not ricotta, bagged mozzarella, broccoli and tomato. Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:12:00 GMT |
if... |
i had a time machine, i would go back in time and find the person who invented peanut butter (contrary to what your elementary school textbook told you, it wasn't George Washington Carver). i would t... Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
south park last night. |
"we've lived here in peace for generations."priceless. Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:46:00 GMT |
chubby hubby. |
you my only friend. Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 01:34:00 GMT |
HBO |
They should change their name to the "you can watch every Star Wars movie, every day, at any given time, channel". Posted by on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 10:33:00 GMT |
50% more! |
So Moms just came home with a 36-pack of dew. It says on the case "36 Pack // 50% more than a 24-Pack!" Thanks for clearing that up PepsiCo. Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:50:00 GMT |
High fructose corn sizurp. |
I really wish they would either eliminate this shit completely or offer alternatives made with cane sugar. Beverages made with real cane sugar taste so much better and I'll gladly pay extra for ... Posted by on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 00:50:00 GMT |