scotty b

F* you if you lie cheat or steal: stay out of my life.
That being said.. pardon my french and let's move on! I love a challenge! I truly enjoy being put on the spot so if you think you got something on me, try me. I usually don't even chime in unless I have some sense of what I'm talking about, so I speak with considerable caution and thought process. I'm a very good talker, and an even quicker thinker. I also thrive in arguments and this is why I foresee Law School in my future. I love to play Texas hold 'em, cycle competitively, play 360 online, shoot pool, anything fun. I'm trying to slow down my life in general. Realizing what means the most to me in the future (diplomas, marriage, family, the works.) Some call me a legend. Life is too short and I enjoy every minute of my life, as tough as it can be at times. I am very gracious to be alive and I thank God every day for sparing my life not once but twice. Gave me a new outlook entirely and I haven't ever been more glad to be alive. As far as who I am.. I'm laid back and down to earth. I'm open and am not afraid to say what's on my mind so if you don't want the truth- don't ask. I love the outdoors. I love to camp. I like to meet new people. I like to try new things and enjoy any sort of a great time. I'm a huge Iowa Hawkeyes, Chicago Cubs and Indianapolis Colts fan. I love to play soccer and enjoy novelty games such as frisbee golf, pool hustlin', playing catch frisbee or football, anything to pass the time. I make the best mixed CD's ever and i think I can rap when i'm drunk. I love to go out and dance. I dance. All the time..literally! 12 years of dance lessons make me do it. Music is a huge part of my life whether it's in person or on CD. I could not make it without music, mainly rap/hip-hop. My passion is to make people laugh. Last name Birney, as in Bernie Mac, so if you need a chuckle, get at me! I live for today, not tomorrow. A fortune cookie of mine once said 'One should live each day a separate life.' I'm crazy, but in a good way! I am a very loyal man and stick to my words. I like the color green because it symbolizes life in one word. No, I don't want to be your 15,679th friend. Yes, I may talk to you if you seem interesting enough. Yes, it's true I changed my middle name back to Stephen (thanks, Dad.) I was voted "I want him to be the driver running from the cops" so I guess that half explains why I don't have my license right now. Life is beautiful. I thrive to give advice and I am always available if anyone needs anything. I do not tolerate being used. I don't make assumptions but I do analyze my surroundings. I aspire to go to grad school down the road. My best friend was killed by a drunk driver, so yeah, please don't drink and drive. Anything else you want to know feel free ask--