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Toasty McGrath

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About Me

Unless I already know you, there needs to be a very good reason for me to put you on my friends list. I mean, it's no secret that I love pornography, and I'm sure I'd be proud of your nipples too, but I'd still rather be paid to advertise for your website, oh princesses of the webcam...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Not you.

My Blog

Maybe it's just me...

Maybe it's just me, but I find it impossible to take a really beautiful girl seriously in an argument. Believe me, I tried really hard to, but it just didn't happen. Some bitchy rich teenage girl...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 08:52:00 PST

Random info

I just thought I'd write down some wierd stuff I thought up today Like, you know how the stereotype about guys always holding onto their packages? I thought "oh, it's just some stupid thing girls say ...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 08:35:00 PST

The "Am I your perfect boyfriend?" Quiz

Heh, I picked up this fun little survey today from a "friend's" blog.   Here are my responses to the boyfriend test.  Would you want to be my girlfriend? Name: ToastyAge: 18 Hometown: ...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 04:30:00 PST

Oh my god...

This may be the most horrifying practice I've ever come across... (18+) http://www.chastitytube.com/control.html And http://www.angelfire.com/id2/Hawaii/MaleCh.html "These men not only havent [been a...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:42:00 PST

A red letter day

Okay, this is gonna sound wierd, but I actually had a good day today. Well, mostly the evening, but still... I was friendly to a guy working at the grocery store when I went to get some breakfast and ...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:49:00 PST

"I'll be your girlfriend... if you visit my website."

Man, things are pretty wierd. At least once a week I come across some girl on MySpace who randomly sends out emails to people simply to draw attention to their porn sites. My first day on MySpace I g...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST

Review of the week

Phew, this week sucked (like all of them do). Let's see what I can remember of it... ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- I found this little ditty when surfing ...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 03:35:00 PST

Some jokes just write themselves...

I found this awesome brand of coffee last night... You know, there's nothing better than waking up in the morning and having a nice, warm BJ. Hell, everyone loves a BJ. I might even lie to my guy fri...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 12:02:00 PST

Survey

Got this survey from my friend Heidi via bulletin board.   *Time started: 14:38*Name: Toasty (Okay, so it's not really Toasty)*Single or Taken: Single*Sex: Male*Birthday: May 22*Sign: Gemini*Sibl...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 02:00:00 PST

Sometimes I...

These weren't taken from another comedian; I made them up myself. And they're all true, mostly. Sometimes I... Bump my arm or something, and go on a minute-long cursing spree, even though it didn...
Posted by Toasty McGrath on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 02:58:00 PST