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Ro The Parisian Emo

R to the O to the S-I-E - That spells your face.

About Me

Ciao. I am Ro. I talk too much. This has meant I have been ridiculed about the length of my comment writing. Aparently its nowhere near a comment, but an epic novel. I thought I should change it so no fodder exists that would fuel peoples mocking. It's so easy to do you see. I am at Leeds Uni. I do broadcasting. I am currently deciding whether to live back in the Fax of the Hali after 3 years of independence. Wipe away those tears you occupiers of Leeds. I have lots of great friends. That's because I am great. I like them all. Sam is wonderful because he is the lovliest person you would ever wish to come across, but he's mine so you can't have him. He draws very well and makes me happy - aka he never tells me to shut up and he calls me sweetcheeks. How can that not make anyone happy? Stacey Lain and the beautiful Rosey are also very important. I love them to the tiny little molecules that they are made up of. Jnr is the only child I shall ever like. I have a great family. They're better than yours, and your face. My sis (Crack Baby Cas) is also my best friend, although I was paid to "admit" this. She has stuck by me through lots (until we were seperated). She also never tells me to shut up. I am also mean to her. That's because I don't like her. I'm jealous really but shush. Oh, and I must clarify that there was some liable writen on this page - I do not, and never will like LAURA COSTELLO. Please pass this on to the masses. I still don't want to talk about the liars that make up Roundhay Park as yes, it still upsets me...but I try not to hold a grudge. I like sarcasm but sometimes don't know when to be nice, or should I say, it sometimes goes over peoples heads. I go through weird stages of being odd, but it's ok, I still maintain my superiority. I like exciting things of many varieties, like boys, films, writing, music, muse, pineapple, photos, Bowie and long journies. Also, anything with cheese. Mmmm, tomato soup and cheese. Genius. I talk about me quite a bit and am very indecisive but stubborn. I am a very lucky individual. Life is a fun thing. This is now very long, but I did try. Please never forget, I did try. Just remember, your face insults me.

My Interests


Dear Lord! So many!!! Where to begin?! Well, I love laura costelloe and reading, always have, always will - you should all read The Master and Margarite - such an amazing Russian novel (thanks Bart). Just reading "The Fall" at the moment, curtesy of Tom, and a fine monologue it is, even though philosophy annoys me!!! Erm, red wine and Belgium beer, they are such fun and intoxicating part of my life - in moderation of course *cough*. I also love writing. Again, something I have always done. Of course I am amazing at it, as I am with everything, but I don't excel in any way shape or form. However, undergoing an immensly intresting project with El creating our own graphic novel - she is sooo amazing at art!!! I do love drawing too, but it's only something I do as a hobby and again, not brill at that either. Music is another of the oh so predictable interests - can't go wrong with a bit of Bowie. Again, I enjoy socialising so very much! I mean, I really love it! I'm extremely lucky to have such a diverse collective of friends. Yay! Makes me smile, because I'm so much better than them all! Muwaahahahahaaaa. Nothing can really beat a few bottles of wine at someones house, or a good ol' chat! mmmm, the cinema is one of my all times fav's too! Although, I do prefer going on my own. I love films so much, and love the atmosphere! Dont judge! But yeh, my ambition is to become a film director, so I love watching films, coming up with ideas and you know, all that kinda boring stuff! So there we are, ooooh, but I forgot one major one - I love talking and usually wont shut up! So there.

I'd like to meet:

Your face. No, not really. Ah, I am hilarious. I find many people interesting. David Bowie is a genius, as is Matt Bellamy. I would love to chat with them. Plus I would give Bellamy a bit of Rosie Loving, but that's beside the point. Edward Hopper is there, so is Caroline Quinten. Very good actress. Stephen Fry, Humphry Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Tim Burton, Jack Nicholson, the writers of greenwing, Bill Bailey, Dylan Moran, and George Harrison. I was sad when he died. Oh, and I wish Jonathan Creek was real. I would like to meet him and possibly marry him. I'm tired so words are failing (yes, you read correctly).

Music:

(Most of them will be spelt incorrectly) DAVID BOWIE, MUSE, Pixies, The Beatles, Crowded House, Doves, Strokes, Greenday, White Stripes, any form of drum and bass, Queen, Joan Armatrading, Annie Lenox/Eurithmics, Artic Monkeys, Dire Straits, Weezer, GEORGE HARRISON!..ok, and Macka! SINATRA, Moby, Radiohead...godamn, anything really - especially Jon's collection...music just rocks! Ok, somemore because I seem like a musical reject: The Mars Volta (Tom has worn me down), Forward Russia, THE FLAMING LIPS, Rufus Wainright, Poo, Smell...erm...Lenard Skynard, Paperface (Dance Karate being the only song I know but I am addicted to it!), Jameraquia (It makes Napoleon Dynamite...love the moves), Ella Fitzgerald, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hooker, Eric Clapton, Most Jazz and blues...b-side movie I suppose. The Kinks, Kaiser Chiefs, Buddy Holly, The Kooks, Animals, Blondie, The Killers, Dirty Pretty Things, Me on the spoons. James Blunt (yes, I will admit to this). Ewan when he plays nice guitar and sings...oh and Jon. I like being seranaded. The Levellers, Placebo...I forget any others.

Movies:

Golly gosh! Any Tim Burton, especially Edward Scissor Hands - er, Taxi Driver, Butterfly Effect, Dodge Ball (if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball), Lost In Translation, Goodfella's, Papion (I beleive that's how it's spelt)..erm...A Series Of Unfortunate Events, MIDNIGHT COWBOY, Usual Suspects, The Wicker Man, The Big Sleep, Farewell My Lovely, Casablanca (Bogart, you legend!), Don't Look Now, GHOSTBUSTERS one AND two, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, Capote, The Maltese Falcon, Withnail And I, The Madness Of King George (hehe, I think that's right), Clerks, Shindlers List, Starwars, IT, Powder, Blow, Fear And Loathing, Swordfish, Lock Stock, Resevoir Dogs, American Werewolf In London, Saturday Night Fever, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill's, Dracula, Mean Girls (embarressing I know), Lenny, Sexy Beast, Scum, Football Factory...can't think of any others to be honest. But most are worthy. Films are great. Escapism at it's best.

Television:

Do not get me started....I do broadcasting don't you know!!!

Books:

Too many...should have just said that with everything else I suppose...Oh go on, just a couple then - the Dark Tower Series by Stephen King, thanks to Tom and Tam my addiction flourished, even though I am yet to finish them!(The Gun Slinger has to be the best thing in the world), Northern Lights, The Master and Margarite, Russian lit at it's finest, The Dice Man, Birdsong, Catch 22 (yet to fin), The Fall, The Outsider...Crime and Punishment...ok, I think that will do. I thank you.

Heroes:

Stace and Rosy aka JUNIOR! Such little troopers, and I love them both more than anything.

My Blog

The wonderful world of Rosie being silly, but letting you know so you can't be mad at me...pls

Ciao to anyone who has felt the urge to satisfy any form of curiosity. This is basically just to give fair warning.  2007 has had a crazed start.  The end of 2006 also made any other year pa...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 07:31:00 PST

You have no idea how amazing muse were!

I think that I have possibly experienced the best day I will possibly ever come across...I honestly can't express how AMAZING Muse were...really, truely, utterly, astoundingly fantastic.  I would...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:26:00 PST

MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE

I...I...I Rosie Kightly Stoker am...I am...I'M GOING TO SEE MUSE AT LEEDS FEST! I think my conversation with Tom has just been the happiest moment of my life.  YES YES YEEEEEEES.  So fucking...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:08:00 PST

Sam...THANK YOU!

I just want to say, it is very rare to get great friends, and I feel that I have THE greatest bunch.  It's not very often that you get asked to accompany someone to a sold out gig, and for that S...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Mon, 01 May 2006 05:39:00 PST

Hahaha, Don't Read It...It Is Soooo Pointless, Yet Proving A Point..Of Nothing..LIKE YOUR FACE!

Just to clarify...I actually hate Tom...haha, yeh right, but I have to prove the point that I do...ok, I don't...but he has to think that I do...so I do...(but I don't)...damn, this isn't working...he...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 05:33:00 PST

GODAMN EVERYTHING!!!SERIOUSLY - GOD SHOULD DAMN IT!

Argh! Ok, so this is more for me than anyone else.  I am currently sat in my room, having consumed half a tub of Ben and Jerrys, quite content with the fact that I will be finishing it shortly. (...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:28:00 PST

LISTEN TO THE SONG! sERIOUSY

Ok, I don't think anyone actually realises how difficult it is to ind David Bowie songs on this bastard thing!  Anyway, I just have to say that you should really listen to the full song of 5 year...
Posted by Ro The Parisian Emo on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 12:03:00 PST