Stuart. profile picture

Stuart.

About Me

Can 15 year old girls stop adding me please?
I love the way holly is my favorite
I love the way im a complete spack
I love the way old people smiling makes me happy
I love the way we have a treehouse
I love the way i take pictures
I love the way im secretly a geek
I love the way Chloe brings me kool-aid from america
I love the way i play videogames on Hitler mode
I love the way i win at pokemon
I love the way i fail at everything else
    Yeah KayBai
I dance like this

Deviantart?
Add Me
Msg Me
The Important Stuff:
My name is Stuart Peter Whyte
I live in Petersfield, England
I grew up in California
I'm 18 years old
I go to Alton College
I take: Further maths
Physics
Computing
But I spend most of my time in photography.
The Less Important Things:
I like to ramble
I talk a lot
I get bored easily. I generaly don't care to much about what people think of me.
It's beauty that captures your attention, but its personality which captures your heart.
remember that
I am a bit of a geek
If You Break A Pinky Promise,We Break Your Face
I hate people who dont close their tags. and people who leave links to photobuckut on their images.
Everybody in the world should sound like this girl
Cuz her voice makes me happy =] Cuz her accent is hot.
I am worth worth exactly $2,232,094 on humanforsale.com
The only thing that bothers me is that you'll all call yourselves my friends
    To do List ‘08
1. Complete more of my list than Ged
2. Buy a big issue
3. Get pissed on a roof
4. Stage army men battles with Rankin
5. Spend a night on the streets
6. Trampfest ‘08
7. Pass Maths =]
8. Homemade playing cards?
9. Send Annie her stuff
10. Make a new friend
11. Meet another myspace friend
12. Win a competition
13. Build a sandcastle with philipa
14. Busk
15. Go to a crap gig
16. Successfully use a cheesy chat up line
17. Record the poverty bus song
18. Make a youtube video with more than 5,000 views
19. Go to the isle of white for a day
20. Become a better person by following this
21. Learn to knit
22. Duel somone the old fashion way (with swords)
23. Be a man
24. Use dictionary.com's word of the day EVERYDAY (for a week)
25. Get someone to send me hatemail
26. Stare at randomers with Ged
27. Get thrown out of somewhere
28. Ride a roller coaster pissed
29. Go to a musical =]
30. Change my myspace picture
31. Ride a horse
32. Have my fortune taken and make it come true
33. Say 'when i was your age...' to a stranger
34. Give a policeman a 'get out of jail free' card
35. Try and buy something with monopoly money
36. Bring food to a homeless(tentless) person
37. Give more than spare change to charity
38. Do something terifying
39. Spend a night in an abandoned house
40. Eat a pack of fruit pastels without chewing them
41. Meet someone famous
42. Give Ged a brick
43. CharliCarCrash
44. Grow a beard
45. Go to playzone
46. Rent a hotel room
47. Wreck a hotel room
48. Get one of Irenes questions right
49. Make a huge rubber band ball
50. Tresspass somewhere
51. Be on the cover of a magazine
52. Put money in a sewer in front of a begger
53. Give a homeless person monopoly money
54. Teach Ged how to play 'Guess who'
55. Guildford
56. Treehouse
57. Aquire more tescos pens
58. Eat more of Geds pens
59. Watch all of Star Wars in one day
60. Memorise the serial number of my TV
61. Learn the first 25 numbers of Pi
62. Prove AQA wrong about mewtwo VS. Godzilla
63. Get a peircing
64. Write a childs story book
65. Meet more people from youtube
66. Remind Ged to rename his band
67. Re-learn to Yo-Yo
68. Beat Mario
69. Ask an important person about pokemon
70. Eat more than 100 lollies
71. Eat 5 lollies all at once
72. Eat 10 lollies all at once
73. Remember my pleases and thank yous
74. Find £5 in change
75. Get more than 100 on Bop-It in one go
76. Play the wolf game without randomers knowing
77. Make formal complaints about rude people at Subway
78. Go to the gym often
79. Join a religious group
80. Eat a whole meal with chopsticks
81. Learn how to eat spaggetti
82. Dont loose/break my phone
83. Keep away from rivers when im drunk
84. Go to a zoo
85. Kiss someone under mistletoe
86. Get over 100 in bowling (with bumpers blates)
87. Convince someone im from Somerset
88. Convince someone from Somersetim from Somerset
89. Spend a day in france
90. Get to where i want to in london without tims map
91. Learn how to say 'Delicious cake' in 3 languages
92. Stop bullying Fiona =[
93. Bree at old people more
94. Write 3's instead of e's in my maths book
95. Dont die at reading...
96. Get someone i DONT know to compliment mine and bens dancing
97. Start collecting something. Anything. And collect lots of them.
98. Bring my dinosour sleeping bag as many places as possible
99. Strip monopoly =]
100. Get toby to like me (and admit it)
=]
    Who I'd Like to Meet
REPTAR
The kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
The kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
The kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Just to make you jealous of the men she fucked before you met her
    Friends?
Believe it or not, Stuart has friends. Lots and lots of them
The Rest of them?
    Comment
When I'm Done With You
Read Them


My Interests

I'd like to meet:



My Blog

The item has been deleted


Posted by on