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About Me



Well, to start, I'm more of a cat person, if you get my drift. But, the summary of my life includes perpetual HELL! Living day in and day out with that wretched flea-bitten mutt, and those horrid teenagers. The porker and the nerd! There's also the fat man. I'm convinced that, however repulsive it may be, someone other the man I'm forced to call father had intercourse with Lois thereby conceiving me! But the ultimate source of my emotional torture is derived from my matriarchal figure, Lois. The very fact her lungs are still turning oxygen into carbon dioxide enrages me to all ends. So other than the people I'm forced to be in contact with for the majority of my time, my life is wonderful.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Oh, hmmmmm. This is a toughy. I'd say myself in 30 years, but I've already done that. I think I'd like to meet Sherman Babcock; he did great things. And Sheryl Crow, she's got a great character. SATAN! would be a blast to hang out with. We could set things on fire and, ummm, buy people's souls, and ummm, ummm, set things on fire, ummm...