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Mommy, Can i go out and kill tonight?

Young American Mystic Cult of Horror

About Me

Im a daddy, an awesome, awesome daddy and im in love with with a mammy, very much in love in fact (shes not my mammy so its ok) Im under the illusion that my grammar is excellent and beyond question! I have the chest cannon of a robotic killing machine and the romantic heart of Wordsworth (in a big jar) My belly wobbles when i lay down, she likes it though. i get revenge by leaving chest hair on her pillow! :D I AM some kind of world champion at connect 4 "HA THATS INTELLIGENT" hehe you big stupid! Mortgages are scary, an old man died in our new house, thats scary too! MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Drinking until i fall down or someone pushes me, smoking at inapropriate times, Making an arse of myself on the dancefloor (unless im sober, then im not allowed to dance, court order) Trying to teach people to play Mario Kart even though im rubbish at it myself, not really, i beat the wagon in the champeenship! Rubbing my head in embarrassment. Trying hard to rustle up a tent for Leeds this year, the honk tent being sadly abandoned at the scene. Having a crafty fag out my bedroom window. Pissing in alleys. Being an apparent genius in the pub quiz but seemingly having an 98 IQ at all other times. The Stigmatics say............ "My wheelchair makes me love you more oh lord/oh lord give me a tumor so theres more of me to love you!"

I'd like to meet:

Roman Dirge so i could lick his arse and tell him how mint he is. People that can make me laugh enough to squirt. Actually, i dont really want anyone to make me squirt.......so just people who make me laugh.
Adopt your own Old Skool Adoptable!"If there was nothing you could do to stop it, why'd you try?

Music:

Punk-rock, especially The Misfits (Danzig was good, Graves was nearly good too) Alkaline Trio * Tiger Army * Dead Kennedys * Calabrese * Nerve Agents * Ramones * Balzac * Face To Face * Send More Paramedics * Rise Against *Dos Minuetos * AFI * Anti Nowhere League * Dropkicks * Necromantix * Dillinger * Orchid * Cock Sparrer * Metallica * The Bronx * Mad Capsule Markets * Misfits again.................... i Rock.
I AM 93% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS FUCK! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, lots of ass. Take the PUNK ROCK test at Fuali.com a href=

Movies:

Friday the 13th part 6 (for the fold), Street Trash, Pi, Oldboy, Princess Scroll, Intermission, Bubba Ho-Tep, Nightmare before Christmas, Videodrome, Clerks, Scum, Cuckoos Nest, Volcano High, Halloween, Braindead, The Hellraisers, Biker Chicks in Zombie Town, The Undead, Plague of the Zombies....... any old school horror movie really.

Television:

Simpsons commentaries have been in the background every night for the last 2 years, i cant do with out them

Books:

Loads......Dracula, The Dragonlance series, every Wilbur Smith book ever (especially the River God) Fear and Loathing, Silas Marner, Frankenstien, Of men and Monsters, The Thirty Nine Steps to name a few. Lenore and J.T.H.M are both pretty mint too.

Heroes:

The Misfits, Especially Doyle. Gnarliest guitarist ever! (thats right i said it.....Gnarliest!) Pirates made Trans-Atlantic sea voyages funStrong Bad, hes a grammar king too!eurgh god this whole thing is really boring

My Blog

my head sucks

shaved my head yesterday, i had a big white stripe down the middle of my head where my hawk had been, so i foolishly slapped a handfull of fake tan all over my bonce, so now i have a patchy brown head...
Posted by Mommy, Can i go out and kill tonight? on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 06:40:00 PST