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♥Melissa♥

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About Me


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My Interests

I'm a PROFESSIONAL POLE MONKEY.....I love the best of the best of everything. I'm a spoiled brat who deserves it in every way. I'm so down to earth. I love football and beer. I actually do have girl friends and we do get along. I love going out and partying with my friends. Hitting up all the hot spots in the world and luvin it.. I will be Successful 4ever. Cause success is in my blood. I hope to have my own clothing line in the near future. Or my dream job would be to work for Travis Barker. Awww, travis... He's so hottt. Hopefully one day I will meet him...So, I can tell him all my coo ideas, of course... Cali is the shit.... And I'll always kick times ass by taking good care of myself...... No KIDS One day... I like quads, dirt bikes, street bikes. Anything that involves adrenaline.. I'm daring, exotic, and hard to figure out. But most of all Im smarter than the average bear. Oh, and how could I forget the thing I have most of and the best at $$$$$$ and Shopping$$$$ I love SHOPPING I love Dior, Coach, Prada... Italian leather. SHOES are my weakness. I'm a real fashion freak.Partying a must.. Sex, everyday and all the time... Exotic places, please... And we can't 4get about my pup "Dodger" hes so cute. I'm a friend for life. Genuine and fun.... What more can u ask for....... Living life like theres no 2morrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Me being silly in Hawaii....

Music:

These Boots Are Made For Walking (remake)

Add to My Profile | More Videos This bitch started it all. I love her........ One day he will be mine...lol...I love him...CALI is the place to be...I LOVE IT!! The best rapper of all time, need I say more!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

I love comedy and dramas. Like the movie Office Space, Something about Mary, Frank and Beans!!!!!!!!!!! Euro Trip, The Girl Next Door, Pretty Women, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Dirty Dancing "NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER," and we can't forget Dazed and Confussed....

Television:

Sex and the City is my favorite show, followed by The OC, Meet the Barkers, VH1-MTV Music Videos, and Friends the best show ever created. I love reality television.... Will and Grace, And we so can't forget FOOTBALL...... Go Raiders!

Books:

More like shopping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

Theres 2 heroes in my life and that's GOD and my lil pup Dodger... And lets not forget Pammy baby and my girl Carmen.But my all time inspiration is of course the one and only Marilyn Monroe...