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jonny

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About Me

im 14 years old i am a virgo and i live at bearpark .im in year 9 at school and mrs brown u r a fat elephant.my msn username iz [email protected] hate chavs coz they r tosspots.the cool people i no r , chinny,pattie,luke,alex,lav,me,haly,nat c ,alicia,sophie and emma.my bro iz a shit head.i like to eat food coz it makes me feel betta and im really fat and i love to sk8 especially now i can do more tricks but the dam weather wont let me coz its 2 fukin slippery the end oh and i h8 mrs brown shes a pile of shit and piss together,cool msn names: *Roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you? *An angel was what I was meant to be..thats why being so cute comes natrually! *It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to forget someone *If you kiss me I'll kiss you, if u hug me I'll hug you, if u leave me I'll kill you. *To all my friends I love u so..u give me all the strength to grow ...a true friendship will never die unless it is all a lie *Kisses blown are kisses wasted...Kisses aren't kisses unless they're tasted....Kisses spread germs, and germs are hated....so kiss me baby, I'm vaccinated!.
.. You scored as Skater. Your A Skater!

Skater


95%

Trendy


70%

Goth


55%

Emo


45%

Prepy


40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


35%

Rocker, Mosher


35%
What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
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.. You scored as Frodo. You're Frodo Baggins! Frodo is a somewhat timid hobbit of the Shire, but he sets out on a dangerous journey to save Middle Earth, though the quest will change his life forever. Frodo is a selfless being, and his loyal friends will help him through his hardships. "We set out to save the Shire, Sam, and it has been saved... but not for me."

Frodo


100%

Faramir


100%

Arwen


94%

Gandalf


94%

Aragorn


81%

Eowyn


75%

Samwise


69%

Pippin


69%

Gollum


44%
Which LOTR character are you?
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.. You scored as Ray McCooney.

Ray McCooney


75%

Marjorie Dawes


72%

Sebastian


69%

Andy


59%

Anne!


53%

Vicky Pollard


38%

Emily Howard


38%

Daffyd Thomas


19%
Which character from Little Britain are you?!
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.. You scored as The Amazing Spider-Man. After being bitten by a radioactive spider, Peter Parker was transformed from a nerdy high school student into New York's greatest hero. Peter enjoys the thrill of being a super hero, but he struggles with the burdens of leading a double life. He hopes someday to win the heart of his true love Mary Jane, the woman he's loved since before he even liked girls. Right now, he just wants to make it through college and pay his bills.

The Amazing Spider-Man


88%

Indiana Jones


79%

Captain Jack Sparrow


79%

Lara Croft


67%

James Bond, Agent 007


67%

Batman, the Dark Knight


67%

El Zorro


63%

Neo, the "One"


63%

William Wallace


63%

The Terminator


58%

Maximus


38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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.. You scored as Remus Lupin. You are a wise and caring wizard and a good, loyal friend to boot. However sometimes in an effort to be liked by others you can let things slide by, which ordinarily you would protest about.

Remus Lupin


95%

Ginny Weasley


90%

Ron Weasley


70%

Hermione Granger


70%

Sirius Black


70%

Harry Potter


65%

Severus Snape


65%

Albus Dumbledore


55%

Draco Malfoy


50%

Lord Voldemort


25%
Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is...?
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.. You scored as Cinderella. Your alter ego is Cinderella! You often find yourself doing a lot of housework, but if you are patient, your hard work usually pays off. You are prone to losing things, so dont rush through everything.

Cinderella


75%

Goofy


69%

Pinocchio


69%

The Beast


63%

Donald Duck


50%

Ariel


50%

Snow White


50%

Cruella De Ville


50%

Sleeping Beauty


44%

Peter Pan


38%
Which Disney Character is your Alter Ego?
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.. You scored as Jin. You are Jin! Poor guy...

Jin


100%

Walt


92%

Boone


83%

Jack


75%

Hurley


67%

Shannon


67%

Sayid


67%

Locke


67%

Charlie


58%

Michael


58%

Kate


58%

Sun


50%

Claire


50%

Sawyer


25%
Which character from LOST are you?!
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.. You scored as Bart Simpson. Your quote:"I'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you?"

Bart Simpson


85%

Homer Simpson


83%

Grandpa


73%

Lisa Simpson


70%

Marge Simpson


68%
Which member of the Simpson family are you most like?
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My Interests

my interests are sk8ing and reading books. i love the tv programme lost and am a big fan on lord of the rings. i love lost coz its so fukin mint i no all the cast and wat happens in the episodes.sk8in iz a canny thin i like to do although i suk at it but atleast i can ollie brett u fat fuck.rite i enyoy going out wid my m8s and avingh a luagh coz were i live in bearpark its fukin shit theres nowt 2 do.i like to eat food espicially food which will make me fatter even though i alreay weigh 11 stone haha dont laugh

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet a famous person so i could nick one of there belongings and sell it on ebayid also like to meet rodney mullen to learn some sk8ing tricks.id aslo like to meet ya mam behind a bus stop

Music:

the music i like varies, i like:my chemical romance blink 182 like first date and i miss u green day like american ideot and wake me up when septemberr ends james blunt goodby my lover and tats it daniel powter but only a few songs like bad day but tats the only 1 the offspring like pretty fly 4 a white guy and y dont u get a job and video killed a radio star some slipknot like pulse of the maggots and my plauge the hives like becoz i wanna him cky and many more

Movies:

i like war of the worlds and the mask of zoro 2 but im a big fan of lord of the rings.i go to the cinema all the time like ive just seen harry potter which was mint and soon im going to c flight plan and king kong which look fukin mint.i av loads of dvds and my favs are lotr and greece and scaary movies.i luv horror films and i like gorry films were everyone dies and gets hacked to bits.i lu king aurther aswell

Television:

i luv watchin tele its fucking mint,i like jackass and MINT PROGRAMMEs LIKE THAT. i always watch tele wat evas on i like kerrang and mtv 2 i aslo watch animal planet andi luv watchin programmes like big brother and im a clebrity get me out of here which iz on now its mint,jenny 2 win,i h8 david hes a tit and charrol u piss taker nxt 2 ya bed

Books:

i am sad and i read books includin lord of the rings,harry potter and darren shan. i av read all the lord of the rings books which were mint and im on the 5 harry potter book.i lyk darren shan but i cant be arsed to read them all.i lyk brian jakes but some of his books have very strange vocab

Heroes:

my heroes are me, myself and me jonny.no really i dont really av heroes i just look up 2 peps which peobs are my herors