Karma is a bitch....... |
Its been proven. She jumped into my cousin Doug's lap twice, soakin wet. I was so confused.
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 14:35:00 GMT |
Marc beats scantly clad females in costume contest but.... |
thrown out because of the ownership of a penis.... I only hope that someone actualy has photos of the shit i had on last night. I have one but it dosn't capture the magic of my short shorts! those of ...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:50:00 GMT |
Confidare Nessuno |
Scribe it across my chest..........
Fuck, i can't wait for Chicago
Fuck, i miss L V
Posted by on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 08:59:00 GMT |
So...... |
A pirate walks into a bar.
He's got a ships wheel down the front of his pants
The bartender looks at him and says "hey......you know you have a ships wheel in your pants"
The pirate replys " Yar...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
Farting in the shower.....(revised pros and cons, and a little history) |
It always seems like such a good idea, alas you almost allways end up regreting this decision....you know, confined space = nice acoustics and if anyone's within 20 feet of your bathroo...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:50:00 GMT |
YES!!!!! |
I just found out today that.....as of Jan. 1,2007 I have medical insurance. So it shouldn't be long after that for my surgery!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:45:00 GMT |
Meatloaf Mishap |
So I left a plate of food from my moms house in my car from last night till now and im eating it right this very seccond. So if i would happen to die, you all know why. Its quite tasty still tho,...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:46:00 GMT |
Myspace is a fucker |
Dude myspace is being a asshole...Callin me a bitch all the time. Takin my lunch money..WHAT THE FUCK
Posted by on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 06:07:00 GMT |
