Currently trying to move out to California, I have heard that it is beautiful out there, and a lot less violent than Israel. Seriously, guys, whats the big deal. Sure it is a nexus of religious thought, the birthplace of three major religious ideologies ( including the utterly embarassing one devoted to Me ), but it is a shithole. For Mesakes. Move someplace with lush vegetation, blue water, and no suicide bombers.
On a more personal tip, I enjoy hanging with My friends, partying and drinking some 40's. Unfortunately it is difficult to obtain with the current minimum drinking age laws, so I usually end up turning My baby formula into Mad Dog 20/20.
I am getting rather tired of people purporting to perform actions in My name. Maybe they should have consulted Me first. I know I am hard to get ahold of at times, but damn, My email address has been floating around for a while:
[email protected]. It's getting full, so I've been trying to get a Gmail account, but to no avail. If anyone can help a Brother out, I can put in a good word with Pops.
