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I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal

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About Me

Hey everybody and welcome to my myspace. Well lets c, my name is Lauren but people call me LoLo, and im the craziest mofo that u will ever meet and no. u no u wanna b my friend if u arent already.LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo Click here to get Falling Objects LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo LoLo
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“CHEERS” LAW (The Law of Samuel Colander’s Basement)1.Vila is ultimately prohibited from show boating during the use of “85” in Madden ‘07, and hes gay.2.No biting of Zwickl in ANY body part. Especially the penis…no one wants to see that!!3.No disrespect of Breaking Benjamin in any way, shape, or form.4.No questioning of Sam’s actions or orders, THIS IS HIS HOUSE!!!5.Vila’s genital area is not to be shown to any member in or around the premises. HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!6.The word “nigger” and all of its forms are allowed for the use by white people.7.No destruction of Sam’s property at all. (Spillation of the carpet-ation results in automatic termination from this nation…of Sam’s)8.Fight outside.9.Sarah is declared obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp. Denial of this accusation results in a punch in the face by Sam’s brother, Joe…who happens to be jacked out of his mind.10.If a member of the basement requests a game of Madden…he is entitled to it no exceptions.11.BEER IS BEER!12.If any man or a manly woman seriously acts in anyway that resembles a sissy, he or he/she is immediately expelled from the basement.13.The phrase “Lick It!” is funny no matter what…so fuckin’ laugh. (Created by Slew mid-October, drunk off his mind)14.Matt Parker is forbidden to come within 100 yards of Cheers, unless he apologizes like the morbidly obese girl with facial hair that he is.15.Other girls are allowed to Cheers, Nikki, sorry, if you’re not receiving all the attention, that sucks. If you have a problem with this law, Lick It. Haha.16.If Lick It is used in any of the “Cheers” Laws it is still fuckin’ hilarious.17.No double chaunking in one night, will result in a 5 minute major.18.SOMFD is not old after the year it has been used…Parker, GET OVER IT!19.Sam, Beem, Slew, and KoKo are the home band of Cheers.20.No beer tapping of any sort in the vicinity of Cheers.21.Sean Lewis is THE only person who can make and approve Cheer Laws (Typed by KKK)22.The laundry room is the “MAN ROOM”.23.The word “loco” is now being replaced with “koko”.24.When Sam is not present, Gonzo is the one in charge.25.Samuel Colander is the coolest guy in the world, for having people over to his house, and do not forget it or you will regret it.26. the only language to be spoken in Cheers is English, no questions asked.

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Daniell Radcliffe, Shawn Ashmore, Adam Pascal, Pete Wentz, and Billie Joe Armstrong.Get this widget!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Lauren Kelleher
Birthday: 6-3-91
Birthplace: Blue Island
Current Location: Ep bitch
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: red
Height: 5 foot 6
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish, scottish, german, pennslvania dutch
The Shoes You Wore Today: vans
Your Weakness: sugar
Your Fears: spiders
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni pleaz
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stop getting jugs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: bitch or ho
Thoughts First Waking Up: whos boxers r these?
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: ...
Your Most Missed Memory: my old friends
Pepsi or Coke: coke (sniff)
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk biznotch
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eww
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: wat the fuck kind of fuckin question is this... FUCK
Do you Sing: ya, all the time
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: i may be in love
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: ya
Do you belive in yourself: hell yes, i fuckin love myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: ya, kinda
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the times
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yes i do
Do you play an Instrument: ya
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: does inhaling count?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: u told u about that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ... no comment
Ever been Drunk: no
Ever been called a Tease: ya
Ever been Beaten up: no, i beat the shit out of her
Ever Shoplifted: ... again no comment
How do you want to Die: in the arms of the man i love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: im not sure
What country would you most like to Visit: england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: black or brown
Short or Long Hair: long/shaggy
Height: taller than me
Weight: normal
Best Clothing Style: punk
Number of Drugs I have taken: zero
Number of CDs I own: if u want to count them all, knock ur sox off
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: none... yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, they were all worth the while

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. Abortion is murder.

Books:

Harry Potter rox my sox!

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My Mood

My Blog

new scheldue for 07-08

i am completely fuckin pissed off cause i get a call today saying that my scheldue has been switched around cause they need to put me in another forensic science class, so some of my shit is fucked ar...
Posted by I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 03:53:00 PST

marist scheldue 2007-2008

A. morality-wouk A. soc.justice-glynn B. forensci ac- tromski B. photogrphy-hoffman C. ushist ac-rapp D. lunch E. alg2 ac- kamper F. eng3 ac- manzke G. chem ac- amundson H. band hn- carioto comment to...
Posted by I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 03:30:00 PST

freaky ass dream

ok, last night i had the freakist dream in the world and im still scared about it. ok, i fell asleep at 12:30 and when i arrive in dream land, im in the bathroom from the first Saw movie. im there wit...
Posted by I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 03:12:00 PST

such a freakin bad week

last week really sucked. emphasize suck! the whole entire week i felt like shit. then i find out about some unpleasent things that got me really pissed off. then on friday my lock to my main lock...
Posted by I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:45:00 PST

Marist Scheldue, 06-07

A-Band,Carioto B-Span 2,Markowski C-English 2,Ormond D-Phys Ed 2,Connolly D-Health,Mele E-Religion 2,Hyland E-Religion 2B,Neu F-Lunch G-GeometryAc,DeAngelis H-WstCivilAc,Germino I hate my fuckin god d...
Posted by I Like My Coffee Black, Just Like My Metal on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:20:00 PST