RANDOM FACTS
- I can't cook. I burn water. Unless you like food that's under cooked or burnt to a crisp.
- I can do a cartwheel
- I can speak Chilean spanish fluently. (TRY ME! I DARE YOU)
- The only thing I'm good at in this world is being perky and happy. Which is why I'm on the cheerleading squad at school
- I think I've seen more movies than YOU
- When I'm on the highway, my favorite game is to look at license plates and try to find some from other places. (I start to giggle when I do)
- If I could go anywhere in the US of A, it would be CA, FL, HI and NY
- If you repeat yourself over and over again, expect a boot in your ass or a slap on the face.
- I'm afraid of rodents, bugs, losing my parents and being alone.
- If you want me to go somewhere. Give me exact directions because I will get lost.
- The sky is blue and grass is green.
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JUST RANDOM QUOTES
+ And it`s the stars, the stars that shine for you, yeah. And it`s the stars, the stars that lie to you, yeah. - Through Glass : Stone Sour
+ I'm 99% sure he doesn't like me, but it's that 1 % that keeps me hanging on.
+ "I believe the original lyrics to this song was "Put your pee pee in my hmm hmm and we'll doo doo dee doo" - Video On Trial = Lala : Ashlee Simpson
+ Beauty gets attention. But, personality gets the hearts
+ Delicious lips, gorgeous stare, got other girls screaming. Damn, it ain't fair
+ "DON'T DO IT! I'll phone children's aid" "Is that right? Well, let me get you the phone, tough guy" "What are you doing? If I phone children's aid, you'll get in trouble." "I might get into a little bit of trouble. But I know that it will take them 23 minutes to get here. In that time, somebody's gonna get hurt REAL bad. - Russell Peters.
+ I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silences because of something that happened yesterday...
+ Fun: unstoppable
Trouble: we give it meaning
Laughter: never ending
Bond: unbreakable
Who? My girls.
+ && that's why they're called crushes cause if they were easy then they'd be called something else. - sixteen candles
+ Hey, Miss Drop Dead Gorgeous...please drop dead
+ [CORY]: She kissed me!
[TOPANGA]: And you moved away? what did you do to stop it?
[CORY]: You're right. I said "Kiss me, baby-sweetie. Kill the relationship with the person I care about more than anyone in the world & make me miserable for the rest of my horrible life. That's what I said. - Boy Meets World.
+ I feel like an idiot searching for you in the halls and when I find you, I turn the other way
+ To her classmates she's a quiet girl with a huge smile. To her friends she's a funny & outgoing girl who always makes them laugh
+ "i used to care a lot about what people thought of me; then i learned i definately can`t please everyone, some people will like you & some will hate you -- but i really don`t care, either way i`m not losing sleep over it" – Kristen : Laguna Beach
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You Know You're From Mississauga When...
Your schools put more money and funding into sports teams than your education.
You can’t find anyone 15 or younger on a Saturday night because they are all at Club 108.
You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) “the ghetto.â€
You or your friend has been considered a hoe just for living here.
St. Joes Secondary School is called “St. Hoes†for its prostitution in the 90’s and its high pregnancy rate.
Your parents refuse to drive you to Malton because it’s the “bad areaâ€.
The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20 minutes ago.
The first thing you plan on doing once you get out of school is leaving Mississauga.
No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to Square One.
When out of towners ask what you do in Mississauga for fun, you respond by telling them that you go downtown.
On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people and their sick cars… because everyone is too afraid of going outside of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough people still hate you.
Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
Pickering people say you live in the Boonies.
Ajax people say you live in the Boonies.
In your old highschool, there was a camera watching you every 15 feet.
If you're under 19, have a criminal record, no future or if you're just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will accept you is West Credit.
You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the following races: Black, Asian, Brown, Hispanic and Arab.
The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new stop sign on Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come up with a real story.
You take 3 right turns and you're back where you started.
You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize about living in a house with a 5-car garage.
No matter how broke you are, Brampton and Scarborough people will still comment on how rich you are.
Your mayor is named after a natural disaster.
People ask where you're from, you automatically respond Toronto because no one has ever heard of Mississauga.
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WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS
1. 8:45 am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4
flights.
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to
ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget
why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to
put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone
a week before doing it.
10. We would have put our country's flag on the
windshield.
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