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Kylie

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About Me

I do all my own stunts, even the ones that involve windows, and writing entire novels in 30 days.I firmly believe that cats can steal your breath when you sleep.I swear like a man.I once met Alan Moore.I heart the JLA.I know every line from Star Wars: A New Hope.If you're lookin' at me, you're lookin' at Country.I have no idea what I'm doing...again... profile design by äRRiel
You are Superman Superman 90% Wonder Woman 85% Hulk 85% Supergirl 75% Green Lantern 75% Robin 70% Iron Man 70% Spider-Man 65% Batman 50% The Flash 45% Catwoman 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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My Interests

Sugar rushing. Pirates, monkey pirates and pirate talk. Hiding in the long grass. The facial rejuvenation properties of spermatazoa. Comic books. Guitarists named Josh. Spaceships. Birds. Planes. Superman. Kissing. Kissing Superman. Slash. Birds. Taxidermy. Apollo. Artemis. DARPA. Soberness. Painting rude pictures. Swearing out loud. The guy at my video shop who's been wearing the same Superman tee every day for the past six months. I would also be interested in seeing naked pictures of Tom Welling. I'm not shy about this. Even though I should be. For shame... (and I would like to apologise to Grill Panda who found the naked yet tasteful picture of Tom Welling, which previously appeared on this page, 'off putting'.)Emo boys willing to snog the living shit out of each other for my enjoyment.

I'd like to meet:

A Mermaid. An International Jewel Thief. Lex Luthor. Aliens. Anyone who understands the principles of Dark Matter. Pirates. Anyone who has to wear a lab coat to work every day. People who recognise just how important 'Infinite Crisis' is. Fanboys. Kavalier. People who get a warm fuzzy feeling from playing with petrie dishes and pipettes. Clay. Mountaineers. Anyone with a spaceship or plans for a spaceship. Starbuck. A NASA Administrator. President Jed Barlett. Travis Walton and Whitley Streiber (I believe you guys. No really. I do.) L. Ron Hubbard. Anyone who works at the Very Large Array. Emo boys willing to snog the living shit out of each other for my enjoyment. My real parents. Superman.

Music:

The Mountain Goats. Cortina. Queens of the Stone Age. Kyuss. Foo Fighters. Motley Crue. Black Sabbath. Guns 'n' Roses. Motorhead. Imperial Vipers. Hanoi Rocks. The White Stripes. The Zombies. The Dismemberment Plan. 13th Floor Elevators. Roky and the Aliens. The Animals. The Kinks. Sex Pistols. Liberty Belle and the Daughters of Heaven. The Truehearts. The Tuscaderos. Collette. Syd Barrett. The Cult. Arthur Lee & Love. Traffic. Bailter Space. The Smiths. Everly Brothers. Buddy Holly. Hank Williams. Jesus & Mary Chain. The Kinks. The Beach Boys. the Shangri-Las. Spinal Tap. the Pixies. Otto Brandenburg. The Buff Medways. Duane Eddy. Scott Walker. Waylon Jennings. Al Green. Tom Waits. The Watersons. Jeff Buckley. Neil Young. Tim Buckley. Norma Waterson. Lal and Mike Waterson. Holly Golightly. Desaparacidos. Fairport Convention. Juno. Buffy St. Marie. Bats. Emmy Lou Harris. Sandy Denny. Loretta Lynn. Patsy Cline. The Eagles. Lynyrd Skynyrd. Billy Childish. Thee Headcoats. The Sensational Alex Harvey Band. Citizen Cope. MC5. Brendan Benson. Love. Sebeilius. Sharon O'neil. Joan Jett. Breeders. Blerta. The Bats. Chris Knox. The Front Lawn. Crumb. Nico. Steeleye Span. Aerosmith. Dinosaur Jnr.. The Carter Family. Kiss. Louis XIV. Justin Timberlake. Weezer. Snoop DD. Duran Duran. JPSE. Dexys Midnight Runners. The Runaways. Sleater Kinney. Alison Krauss. Gossip. Rites of Spring. Gillian Welch. The Smiths. Bowie. Pentangle. Tarras. Martin Carthy. Shirley Collins. Fotheringay. Leonard Cohen. The Doobie Brothers. Kate Bush. The Mint Chics. Yes. Roger Miller. Sugababes. Mark Mothersbaugh. The Bee Gees. The German Exchange. Greig. Thomas Tallis. Psychedelic Furs. Bauhaus. The Sleepy Jackson. Bright Eyes. Mew. Aha. Johnny Cash. Tupelo Joe. Mojo Nixon. JPSE. Alberta Cross. Doc Watson. Hobart Smith. Johnny Cash. Roxy Music. ESG. Susie Quatro. Anything that encourages Emo boys to snog the living shit out of each other for my enjoyment.

Movies:

The Philadelphia Story. Bringing Up Baby. Howard Hawks. Strangers on a Train. Brief Encounter. The Proposition. Superman Returns (despite some serious misgivings about that fuckin' kid...). P.S. The Goonies. Indiana Jones. Star Wars III, IV, V, VI. Sixteen Candles. The Lost Boys. The Breakfast Club. The Hunger. Interview With A Vampire. The Vampire Circus. Anchorman. From Dusk 'Til Dawn. Bride of Dracula. American Psycho. 12 Angry Men. Giant. Blade Runner. Wings of Desire. 2001. Dune. Mallrats. Dogma. Clerks. Chasing Amy. Jay and Silent Bob Fight Back. The Royal Tenenbaums. The Life Aquatic. Ghostbusters. Being John Malkovich. Adaptation. Underworld. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Rosencrantz and Gildenstern Are Dead. Coal Miner's Daughter. O Brother, Where Art Thou. Buffallo 66. The Last Star Fighter. The Wicker Man. East of Eden. Harvey. Big Trouble In Little China. Bell, Book and Candle. Back to the Future. Batman Begins. Running Man. Cyborg. Subject 2. Stargate. LOTR. Spider-man. X-Men. The House on Haunted Hill. House. Evil Dead. Dazed and Confused. PotC. Walk the Line. Biloxi Blues. Cable Guy. Near Dark. V for Vendetta. All About Eve. Primer. Cheaper by the Dozen 1+2 (jokes)

Television:

Smallville. Smallville. Smallville. Lost. X-Men. Justice League Unlimited. Batman: The Animated Series. The West Wing. Supernatural. CSI: Las Vegas. CSI: New York. Battlestar Galactica. Thundercats. The X-Files. Friends. Buffy. Angel. Roswell. The OC. Robin of Sherwood. Wonder Woman. Batman:TOS. Star Trek. Black Books. Spaced. The IT Crowd. And they say TV is for morons...

Books:

Anything by: Michael Chabon, E M Forster, Chuck Palahniuk, John Steinbeck, Anne Rice, Poppy Z. Brite, Frank Herbert, Issac Asimov, HP Lovecraft, Michael Moorcock, Phillip K Dick, Jasper FFord, Ian M. Banks or Robert Rankin, Elmore Leonard. Brett Easton Ellis. Books of especial note: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay. A Confederacy of Dunces. LOTR. Aquatic Apes. Dracula. I, Robot. Consider Phlebas. The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul. The Persian Boy. Lost Souls. The Way of the Wyrd. Excession. The Wasp Factory. A Witch Alone. The Sprouts of Wrath. East of Ealing. The Greatest Show Off Earth. The Mists of Avalon. White Noise. The Astrological Diary of God. Dreaming the Eagle. Dreaming the Bull. Snow Crash. Dreaming the Hound. Leaves of Grass. Our Band Could Be Your Life. The Dirt. The Fall of the House of Usher. The Perfumed Garden. The Haunting. The Changeover. The Great Ghost Rescue. Northern Lights. The Subtle Knife. The Amber Spyglass. The Celestial Steam Locomotive. Kingdom Come. JLA:The Nail. The Death and Life of Superman. The Death of Clark Kent. Hush:I,II. Superman:Birthright. Superman For All Seasons. From Hell. The Watchmen. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Promethea. X-men: Phoenix Rising. All Star Superman (so far...). Jessica of the School Yard.

Heroes:

Superman. My mum. My nana. Short list, tall order.
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My Blog

You kill Wraith, a kind of hyper -evolved insect super race, good.

Proof, if proof be need be, that I will watch, and in good time, obsess over just about anything so long as at least one of the lead characters has some form of latex exocranial prosthetic for a face&...
Posted by Kylie on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:24:00 PST

I love Weezer

That's all I really wanted to say.  You see I was feeling shite on account of working with a small minded bitch that looks like a pitbull and acts like the spoiled victim of foetal alcohol s...
Posted by Kylie on Tue, 29 May 2007 05:23:00 PST

Today is the greatest...

1. Talked to an asshole today?Are you fucking kidding?  I work in a wanky art café in Lower Fucking Hutt.  What do you think?  I got assholes coming out my frikken ears.  I work wi...
Posted by Kylie on Sun, 27 May 2007 02:21:00 PST

Movie of the Year So Far...

Pirates of the Caribbean III.   O-fuckin'-fficial.  
Posted by Kylie on Sat, 26 May 2007 09:46:00 PST

The Key is key.

Three little words, o' my beloved pop junkies:  The. Lost. Room.  
Posted by Kylie on Tue, 15 May 2007 07:51:00 PST

My Chemical Spidey: Or, How To Fuck Up A Franchise In Three Easy Hours

My bro got our tickets to the opening night of Spider-Man III about seven months ago.  We've had them in an armed safety deposit box thirteen floors below the BNZ in Wellington, you know, for saf...
Posted by Kylie on Mon, 07 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

The Horror

So, Wellington&right&   Horror No.1 I'm at dinner with my chum and as per the required loucheness of the evening I take a moment to reapply my gorgeous new Napoleon Perdis lip gloss (including Na...
Posted by Kylie on Wed, 02 May 2007 02:44:00 PST

Ghost Shit

Not a lot of people know this, but Ghost Rider is almost exactly the same age as me.  He first appeared in Marvel comics in August 1972, wherein Johnny Blaze makes a pact with Owd Nick to save th...
Posted by Kylie on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

Nobody tells me anything...

Y'all prolly already know this but...Sam Raimi is going to direct The Hobbit. It could've been worse. Just as long as Bilbo doesn't start shooting webs out his wrists half way through the film I'm ok...
Posted by Kylie on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:19:00 PST

THIS IS SPARTA! And Wells...

Friday: Call mother frantically and beg for exclusive tickets to 'premiere' of Hot Fuzz, hosted in Welly by Myspac and introduced by Peter Jackson, Edgar 'Prospective Husband Material' Wright, Simon P...
Posted by Kylie on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 11:44:00 PST