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About Me

what can i tell ya, my name is shannon and i'm just your average suburbian girls who one day dreams of a life as a star on the soft porn stage. having just lost a best friend to the fun and adventure that europe has to offer so i am currently taking auditions for new best friends but before you all rush at me with your applications and profile photos here are some things one must know about me:1. twilight would have to be the funniest and worst piece of literature written, it has inspired so much hate in me that a facebook group of my hatrid has been spawned.2. while i occasionly crack a joke about beatiality or incest it is only to lighten the mood. fart jokes on the other hand ARE NOT FUNNY3. if what your saying doesn't directly relate to harry potter, gone with the wind, family guy, or my hatrid of twilight, than it simply wont be worth talking about and its probably best to strip off your clothes in order to save yourself some time and embarrasment.4. if i come across as conceded and better than you its probably because i am.

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My Interests

Driving around in my beast Churchie, peeing on people's lawns, drawing random llama's. I love attending my australian economic institutions lecture every week to see what shenanigans meggy poo will get up to that crazy kid.
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I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Darkness, David Campbell, Meatloaf, Johnny O'Keefe, Britney Spears (i love her music and im not ashamed to say it), i also love every song that i've decided will get played at my wedding so uno songs like hold me now by johnny logan, right combination by seiko matsudo, no one by alicia keys and there are just so many many more I also Love Soundtracks...like High school musical and Hairspray
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Movies:

Robin Hood, Dirty Dancing, The Abduction club, a league of their own, Forrest Gump.

Television:

Family Guy, Gilmore Girls, SVU, scrubs, I'm slowly but surely getting into sex in the city, spicks and specks, i'm for shiz into underbelly...sex drugs violence...what more could you ask for in a tv show
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Books:

Gone With The Wind and Harry Potter are by far my all time favourite books object width="425" height="350">.. .. ..

Heroes:

i'm my own hero, it saves disappointment

My Blog

Mamma mia...excitement plus!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtW69e8Rmvs i get wet with excitement just watching the trailor, don't know how i'll last the whole movie...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:27:00 PST

sex

I'm finally ready to come out of the closet, I'm a raging lesbian. ...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:51:00 PST

life in general

i'm pretty sure i like a gay guy and it wouldn't be the first time.... and how cool is del shannon, not only is his last name hot he sang some pretty great tunes in his hey day ...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 09:09:00 PST

very happy shannon

2 very important things are happening in my life right now, for starters my mother managed to buy me THE ABDUCTION CLUB on dvd which we thought was impossible, dick smith says differently and now i ca...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 04:56:00 PST

Churchie...my car

i need to marry a mechanic to ensure my beautiful beast (aka my car) stays alive forever...coz from what the latest service report says, it aint looking good. forever is a long long time. ...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:46:00 PST

minnie mouse

when i was little i had a disney tape that had this song on it called talking bout minnie mouse... it was awesome. then i lost the tape when i was about 11. Yesterday my mother found the tape n now im...
Posted by Shanny Bum on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST