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Simon the Great of Spain

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About Me

Behold! This is me:

My name is Simon though I have been called many things (most of which rhyme with Punt) in my life. I live in a lovely flat in the town of Chelmers Fjord where I spend most days sitting in the window masturbating over my flock whilst singing ancient medieval lap dancing tunes (yes, the kind they would sing in the old Cunny Warrens).

I live in sin in said flat with the lovely Stef whom some of you will know as the Pink Embryo Ranger in that there Embryo Range tele-web program. We often sit around in darkness and silence and laugh. Yes. We’re THAT witty, we don’t even need to say anything.
Here’s some random stuff about me I’m sure y’all want to know:
I don’t drink/smoke/do drugs
I’m a huge film buff
I enjoy debating topics; particularly religion
I’m an atheist but am fascinated with the occult
This About Me section is no way near as funny as it used to be

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

At the moment I'd quite like to meet Rocky. I'd probably just rub my face into his chest. Why? Because I can.

My Blog

Amazing Look A Like Agency!

Well ladies and germs, I've decided to branch out and enter into "Show Biznes" as we in the "Trade" call "it". I'm obviously no stranger to the line light and have trodden many bores in my time. But n...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 14:03:00 GMT

Temp

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Posted by on Tue, 22 May 2007 13:34:00 GMT

11 Million. Not just a number.

A few years ago (2005 I believe) there was a cermony held in Westminster Abbey for Holocaust Memorial Day. At the end of the ceremony Christopher Eccelston read out the speech I replicate below. I bro...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:20:00 GMT

Galloway


Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:41:00 GMT

Amusing video from Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Universal Studios Employee Video Directed by Matt Stone and Trey Parker Oh lordy this is pretty funny... if you can't be arsed to watch all of it watch the first few minutes then ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:52:00 GMT

Books are amazing....

Sometimes I have one of those moments of clarity, where suddenly things becomes clear as crystal. I just had one of those. Having finished a book I was whacking it back on my shelves and then got to l...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:16:00 GMT

St. Valentine's Day - Love as a Commodity

What says "I Love You" better than a heart shaped cheque for £300? My inbox is currently full of abject shite about Valentine's Day - everybody wants me to "show my love" by buying things for "that sp...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:50:00 GMT

A little bit of religion vs state....

Posted in response to the excellent blog by Nick Robinson here. Nick's Blog - Homosexual AdoptionJust wanted to keep track of the repsonse somwhere... I'm actually shocked at this debate. How on eart...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:04:00 GMT

Images of an Abode of Sorts

Ho there! This is our living room! Marvel at the large green phallus on the window sill! Ponder what I do with that tape measure! Expire at the 60's style paper light shade. More! Living Room! Try t...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:25:00 GMT

Photos and that

New Camera = New Blog Lamplight (or some other pretentious title) Man in a Picture and that with flowers and that as well (I'm good at these) A person. With a camera. In a bathroom. (I don't even p...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 07:26:00 GMT