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MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds Jeff is 28 and still single (I know! What's wrong with you ladies?!?). He lives in Nashville, TN and commutes to California for weddings. He used to play ski bars in Vail/Beaver Creek, CO and often wonders why the hell he ever left. He enjoys golf and skiing and the Double Whopper combo meal, king size with a Dr. Pepper. He loves a good dirty joke, good music and loathes weak handshakes.Jeff was raised by polar bears, which might be why he loves cold weather so much. Then again, it may just be because he hates wearing sandals. Contrary to popular belief, Jeff is NOT a superhero, although he does enjoy wearing his undies on the outside of his pants from time to time. Jeff quit drinking May 17, 2007 - it turns out he is allergic to alcohol and breaks out in handcuffs when he drinks so he now imbibes vicariously through you (so yes, he's more than happy to buy you a shot of Jagermeister). Bottoms up!Jeff enjoys flyfishing, but can't tie the knots very well. He's a rule-breaker; he actually forgot how to ride a bike and still can't to this very day. He goes to the gym 0 times a week. He usually wins at scrabble but loses in love. He'll probably offend you at least once . . . an hour, but at the end of the day you'll be better for it.Jeff appreciates your business and reserves the right to refuse service. Thank you for your support! And remember . . . life is short, be an asshole on your own time.By the way - the video below is what piano playin' is about - notice both hands working together, none of this right and left up top bullshit - that's the piano equivalent of tapping or masturbatory shredding on guitar - it was pretty cool in the 80's, but c'mon. Enjoy!
Ray Charles, Jerry Lee Lewis
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Music:

Member Since: 11/8/2005
Band Website: www.jeffmillermusic.net
Band Members: Jeff Miller: Piano, gtrs, vocals, harmonicas, your mom, etc.
Influences: BILL PAYNE, Folger's, Bill W, Ben Folds, Elton John, Billy Joel, Tom Lehrer, John Prine, Randy Newman, Brad Paisley, Jimmy Buffett, Wilco, Townes Van Zandt, Elvis Costello, Burt Bacharach, Jerry Lee Lewis, and Bruce Hornsby
Sounds Like: The Yankees and their fans sucking indigent taint. That's not actually how I sound at all, but it needed to be said. The Yankees suck - so do their fans - except Billy Crystal, he gets a pass. That last sentence was one foot shy of iambic pentameter with an inversion or two in there. Ergo - I sound like Shakespeare.(Yeah Wake Forest logic classes!)So, hey, this is how songs are written, in case you were wondering:.. Makin' Music with John Mayer on FunnyOrDie.com .. Seriously, "sounds like": Jerry Jeff Walker, Ben Folds, John Prine, some others.
Record Label: Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law

My Blog

Whats Up Californias Ass? (or whats no longer going up there)

This election I had the joy of helping to turn the great state of Colorado blue. I also voted to end affirmative action (actually, the amendment makes the state an equal opportunity employer the same ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 21:28:00 GMT

What I "Dont Understand"

As McCain likes to point out, there's things some of us don't understand - and Barack addressed that comment nicely this evening and got me thinking about what I don't understand.I don't understand . ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 23:21:00 GMT

America was once - and can again be - better than this. RNC thoughts.

So, I've saved all my RNC thoughts for one blog posting and this is it.I honestly am semi-speechless after listening to everything they've said. Lies, deception and attacks all meant to disguise and ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:55:00 GMT

DNC Grand Finale - "It’s not me it’s you"

Could also be titled "Oh, It's Soooooo On"I was, if you read the previous blogs you'd know, extremely apprehensive about Obama and his ability to meet the task at hand tonight. I love it when I'm wro...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:24:00 GMT

DNC Day 3 - "All Aboard"

HUGE night!First off, though, I have to say it's a little bit cute to make a big deal out of Obama being the "first African-American nominee from a major party". Seriously, it only counts if he wins ...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:28:00 GMT

DNC Day 2 - "Thats More Like It!"

First off - I'd do Chelsea. Mmmm. But enough about that . . . Three Big Things:1- The dogs came out barking (finally). Namely Dennis Kucinich and the Governor of Montana. They both went nuts, boun...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 20:40:00 GMT

Democratic Convention - Day 1: "Wheres the Beef?"

Yes, I will be blogging about the conventions - that is if they can sustain my interest . . . Day 1 of the DNC: Three things happened 1- Ted Kennedy. He makes me miss Boston. He also serves as a con...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:14:00 GMT

"Your Yellow Ribbon" on NeilYoung.com

So, yeah, go to NeilYoung.com and check out his "Living with War" section - you'll find a chart with a ton of war/current events songs by all sorts of people - from nobodies like me and established ki...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:45:00 GMT

Comedy Songs and "Where did the normal ones go?"

Hey there,For those of you new to my myspace - or those of you regulars who may be curious - I've been doing a tribute for George Carlin. I'll be featuring some of my comedy stuff for 21 days (7 dirt...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:40:00 GMT

Red Sox Road Trip!! Day Two!! "Beat L.A."

June 15, 2008Beckett vs. Homer BaileySeat: Section 118, field box behind the Sox dugout.Threads: Papelbon Home Jersey, green 'B' hat.Something I noticed yesterday - and a trend that continued even mor...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:20:00 GMT