Stephanie

The New and Latest Dope Dick

Mathew wants to get stabed!!!!!...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:59:00 PST

Where’s My Damn Cake!!!

Since Calvin never gave me my damn cake, I have decided to make my own cake, with sprinkles and no poison.  Anyone is welcomed to have a piece, just let me know.  The cake will happen....
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:33:00 PST

Brandon Flowers Makes Me Happy

The Killers came out with a new CD titled Sawdust.  It is a pretty awesome CD.  The Mr. Brightside remix is a good remix since it doesn't butcher the origional.  It is mad awesome and m...
Posted by Stephanie on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:48:00 PST

I Don't Have a Shark in My Home!

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened   Pain and suffering is inevitable, but misery is optional.   Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift.  ...
Posted by Stephanie on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:42:00 PST

I Guess a Penguin Could Eat a Squid, It Would Be Kind of Difficult

Not that anyone cares, but I am so excited, I tottaly kicked my Oceanography test's ass!!!!!!!!! by that meaning I got at least a C because his tests are sooooo hard. I got an 87% on the test.
Posted by Stephanie on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 03:33:00 PST

A Blog For Jennifer Part IV

Has anyone seen this man????????? ..> Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. Th...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:05:00 PST

A Blog For Jennifer Part III

A Christmas Story 'Twas the night before Christmas--Old Santa was pissed. He cussed out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks. I have a...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:54:00 PST

A Blog For Jennifer Part II

How to shower like a man!???But first...How to Shower Like a Woman:Take off clothing and place it in sectionedlaundry hamper according to lights and darksWalk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.If...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:52:00 PST

A Blog For Jennifer

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down We always hear "the rules" From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. thes...
Posted by Stephanie on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:45:00 PST

Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones? It's only natural.

I petitioned to graduate today, and I met all the requirements, so I am GRADUATING this semester!!!!!!!!!! I feel so SPIFFY!!!!!!!! ...
Posted by Stephanie on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 04:39:00 PST