New Words: Vol. 1 |
Exclamating, v. [ intrans. ] the process of inserting exclamation points at the end of sentences. As is, "The writer of the comic strip, Cathy, has spent the bulk of her career exclamating the banal ...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 14:33:00 GMT |
An email I wrote to Hardee's |
(note, I had to keep this under 2000 characters, due to a requirement on the Hardees website)First off, I'm sure you get tons of comments on your ads from vegetarians, various women's groups, and the ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 02:37:00 GMT |
An email I wrote to American Apparel. |
Hello high level American Apparel employee who reads all these, How's it going? Good. Let's get right to my gripe. I must gripe! It feels nice to gripe sometimes. So the other day I bought four V-neck...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 05:25:00 GMT |
Scratches |
I got a bedroom recently. That's a big development for me. I'm no longer sleep on your couch... ...at least for now.My bedroom is really nice. It's furnished with other people's furniture. I have...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 05:24:00 GMT |
Words of Wisdom |
If at first......you don't succeed......try......try......again!Even if "success" still isn't all that graceful.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:14:00 GMT |
Are you my boat friend? |
So here's the deal. Summer's coming and I desperately need a boat friend. See, back in the day (high school) I knew all these people who owned boats who would be all like "Hey, I've got a boat, wann...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 22:45:00 GMT |
Space |
In space, once you get going in one direction, that’s pretty much the way you’re travelling forever. There’s no air to slow you down. No friction of any kind. Just ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:20:00 GMT |
Packing |
I'm packing for tour. I leave tomorrow. This is how I pack these days: I take my clothes out of the two suitcases where I keep them in the trunk of my car, re-fold them, then strategically...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:29:00 GMT |
Tie Dye |
There's an episode of Full House that I remember where Michelle tries her hand at cooking. Unfortunately (and comically!!!) all her recipes rely on the failed logic that if two or more flavors taste ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 14:37:00 GMT |
Art Sucks |
Everything about this picture is perfect. I'm very proud of both Pittsburgh and my camera phone.
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 22:52:00 GMT |
