..It's not gay if it's in a waterbed.
Romeo: Ay me, sad hours seem long...Was that my father that went hence so fast?
Benvolio: It was. What sadness lengthens Romeo's hours?
Romeo: Not having that which, having, makes them short.
Benvolio: In love?
Romeo: Out-
Benvolio: Of love?
Romeo: Out of her favour, where I am in love.
Benvolio: Alas, that love, so gentle in his view, should be so tyrannous and rough in proof!
I'm not the boy that I once was.
But I'm not the man I'll be.