History of Vibrators |
So this is what you humans come up with to make up for the void you have created by having my nuggets cut out? I'm disturbed and disgusted.The history of vibrators....................................... Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:15:00 GMT |
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder |
The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder
16) Couldn't muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
15) You've repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the... Posted by on Thu, 13 Nov 2008 09:37:00 GMT |
Just a fact of life. Learn it. |
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10 pet peeves dogs have with humans |
So does that make them "human peeves"?
Top 10 Peeves Dogs Have With Humans1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG3. Taking me... Posted by on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 07:22:00 GMT |
Some tips for the humans in my life |
I have heard VERY positive results from 5.
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.2. AVOID A... Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 13:59:00 GMT |
Yeah, Im back |
Told you people it wasn't the fuckin' tomatoes. Mike, I hope you and your buddies feel bad for puttin' those peppers in my kibble for your jollies. I know the checking account total s... Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 22:43:00 GMT |
Never underestimate a clawless cat! |
Copy & Paste Meistro hit this HERE!
Clawless kitty chases bear up tree
Last Updated: Saturday, June 10, 2006 | 9:43 AM ET
CBC News
Who needs a guard dog when Jack the elderly su... Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 21:20:00 GMT |
Prepare for that new Kitty!! |
Have you missed me? Yeah, I thought not. The humans have been flitting in and out at such a hurried pace, either hiding the computer where I can't get to it (fear of world domination, I do... Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 22:58:00 GMT |
Uhhhhh...How do you translate this paragraph? |
Story out of Oklahoma City, as you can see.
OKLAHOMA CITY (May 24) - A slow-moving storm packing tornadoes and hail battered rural Oklahoma on Saturday, destroying several buildings, tea... Posted by on Sat, 24 May 2008 20:27:00 GMT |
Mom is not happy with me |
So they get up this morning. Usual activities. I go stare down the frog in one tank. I hide under someone's bed and grab their ankle for the scare factor. I stick my paws ... Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 09:41:00 GMT |