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Kimasaurus Rex

Sometimes I wish I had the ability to make people spontaneously combust with my mind.

About Me


Most of the time, I have no control over how much or what comes out of my mouth. I hate the crap around my mouth, so much so that I avoid eye contact with people I like because I'm afraid they'll only see what's around my mouth instead of me. I complain about random things that I honestly couldn't give a crap about. I'm pretty hard on myself, even over the tiniest of things. I'm pretty dorky and will most likely remind you of your ten year old self. My immaturity is what keeps me from being an abysmal pit of seriousness. It's probably what contributed to a nervous breakdown, so I refrain from serious conversations and situations whenever possible. I feel trapped, even though I'm freer that I've ever been in my life. I'm easily taken advantage of due to my eagerness to make everyone happy. I'm a nosy conflict resoluter. My priorities are totally askew and I'll completely aware of it. I worry too much and probably have ulcers waiting to attack me any day now. I don't eat enough, nor am I ever hungry when I should be. I rearrange the apartment once a month to add some spontaneity to my daily living. I may talk violently or foul, but I'm actually one of those upstanding citizens with manners when it really matters. I love experimenting with new art mediums, but I'm easily bothered that I'll screw up and tend to stop before I start. I know what kind of art I like, and I won't sugarcoat it if I absolutely hate a piece. I critique my own work more than others, but then when I critique others, I think to myself that I could possibly do just as well or better than them. Then I think that I'm full of crap and I know I couldn't do anything half as good. If I tell you I like your work, I really, truly mean it. I'm pretty clumsy, especially on my bike. And especially when crossing the road, riding by people or cars, or anywhere in public. I keep ripping my pants on my gear, so I look half hoboed-out most of the time. I really, really like ice cream.One day, I plan to have hair like this.
A friend told me that he had a weird feeling that I was going to be famous one day.
You know what? I tend to agree with him.

My Interests

Baryshnikovs.
Talking in a Russian accent.

Collecting cassettes. Occasional vinyl. Vintage junk. Thrifting. Sewing things.

Video Games.

Being a masterful combination of Bob Villa, MacGuyver, and Bob Ross when it comes to making or fixing things.

I'd like to meet:


Someone who can cure me of my Southern drawl, as it drives me up the wall.

Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park. He's what made the movie and its sequels even happen. He's pretty dang important in my book.

Coach McGuirk from Home Movies.

Music:

Some, when I remember to turn it on. Though, I enjoy the sound of silence.

Movies:

A lot. Lately, whatever's on HBO.

Television:

aplenty.

Comedy, Sci Fi, and Horror are the preferable genres, but I'm open to anything.

Books:

Soylent Green, The Jungle, Steal this book!, The Hot Zone, Demon in the Freezer, The Stranger, Dr. Who, pretty much anything with sci fi, deadly viruses, existentialism, conspiracy theories, and stuff that makes you think. Manga.

Heroes:

Abbey Hoffman, Upton Sinclair

The Antihero in movies.

ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AND ALSO CORRECTLY USES:
your and you're
there and their
were and we're
to, too, and two
well and good
possessive and plural nouns
apostrophes and punctuation in general
A good repertoire of the English language; you went to school, use your knowledge, dumbass.

My Blog

Demise.

Well, we were 19 hours short of making it to a month. The only time he bought me flowers and chocolates was once before we went out. And we never went on an actual date. Or anywhere, for that matter...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 02:09:00 PST

Attention.

Apparently I have a boyfriend now.And he is reading what I am typing at this moment.That is all.k thx....
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 09:05:00 PST

A tiny bit of insight into me.

Apparently I won second place in an art contest.I'll put pics up later.My first reaction to this news should be "ah, sweet!" but instead it's "Why is it I always get second place in everything? Am I n...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

oh man.

Tuesday was the worst day ever in existence.My favorite pair of shorts were ruined. AND THEY DON'T SELL ANY MORE OF THAT KIND.terrible. just terrible.Also, I MISS AND WANT MY FRIEND BACK. :'(I have no...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:09:00 PST

amazing things, A list of

In an effort to stop being such a negative nancy all the time, I've decided to make a list of recent things that simply amaze me.  -Getting caught in a surprise rain shower while r...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 01:11:00 PST

lolololol, the greatest thing evaaaar!

So KT's sitting on her desktop in the computer room and suddenly bursts out laughing and refuses to stop...so I go check on her, to see if she's just lost it or what, and I see this:Needless to say, w...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:51:00 PST

First stop: Orlando Next stop: New York

I will be making a 2 year stopoff in Orlando before I go to NYC and become a famous person.As of either May 30 or July 1, I will be going to Full Sail in Orlando.My major: Digital Arts and DesignYes, ...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

Tom, what were you thinking?!

More proof that Tom is a whore!And I quote:"Happy New Year!  I've got a little gift for you all, made possible by 300 the movie!   Some of you may have noticed already--the photo c...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:59:00 PST

Guys.

I'm moving to New York.
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:12:00 PST

I hit something else.

I stand by the fact that it was an already dead animal.Megan claims it was road debris or a homeless drunk guy.Either way, I hit something else. And there are now more marks all over the front of my c...
Posted by Kimasaurus Rex on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:13:00 PST