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Toby

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About Me


Summer makes me Happy and Sweaty. These two feelings wage war within me, attempting to usurp one another for dominance, but I can't let them. I would be destroyed in such a war. Lucky for me, Happy is usually bolstered by a slick alliance cunningly formed with CentralAirConditioning and ColdAlcoholicBeverages. Sweaty has no allies. Ha! Happy will likely win.

All my friends are indians. All my friends are brown and red.

My Interests

Sadly, these days my interests rarely move beyond the realm of me. When they do, someone is likely to get hurt.

I like vodka. I'm not exactly a connoisseur, but I do like to get as much of it as possible into my bloodstream. Current favorites include, but are not limited to:

I'd like to meet:

Adults. I am well and truly finished with the young and unlikely. The absolute vaccuum of self-interest that devours the early-twenties has lost any and all appeal to me. Instead, I prefer the company of well-rounded indiviuals deserving of their station and skilled in something other than youth. Being young is not a talent, stop pretending it is. Screwing older men for their money is, actually, a talent. Be proud of that, I suppose.

Oh, and these men...
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Music:

Sure, I like music.

Movies:

If you haven't watched Shortbus, do. If you do watch Shortbus after reading this, try to not watch it with your mother. Or my mother, for that matter.

Television:

Yes, this is nice too.

Books:

Ah summer. I am currently chewing through so many books of the completely unacademic nature that I cannot even remember their titles. I don't care what happens in them, I just want to stuff them all cover first into my bloodstream.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Orlando, bitches

In case you had no idea (meaning: you don't know me and you just perv on my blog)... Orlando, baby.  Okay, maybe it's more like: Eh, Orlando.  I don't love Florida.  I don't love Orlan...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 04:17:00 PST

Finish the sentence...

This was a bulletin a bunch of people posted.  Its early, so what the hell.1. I've come to realize that my last kiss...involved morning breath.2. I am listening to...the sound of silence.  D...
Posted by Toby on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:24:00 PST

Vegas, bitches, Vegas.

That's right, we now have a 4 day count down until we leave for Vegas. While I haven't made any definate plans for the days there, I am certain they will be filled with excessive drinking, debauchery...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:36:00 PST

Emotional Contagion

Okay, so coming back to work from Fall Break is annoying enough.  Coming back to an office full of attitude and mental anguish is really annoying.  Coming back to a campus tragedy really ste...
Posted by Toby on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:26:00 PST

Just because I never want to lose this...


Posted by Toby on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 12:17:00 PST

Tina, hello, I'm in Chi Town!

Okay, so we've decided to skip half a day of conference and go shopping.  Yay!  Still, we haven't yet been inclined to leave the hotel room and start what promises to be a marathon shop...
Posted by Toby on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:46:00 PST

I forgot to be me

Okay, so most of you know that I am now a full-timer at Student Life at UM- St. Louis.  Well, sort of.  I'm a 75% full-timer which basically means I wind up working nearly or more than 40 ho...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:30:00 PST

A Survey via Daniel via Darcie

1 -You wake up next to a stranger. What do you do?Ask them to make me breakfast.  I imagine I worked up an appetite.2 -You wake up next to a corpse. What do you do? Well, nevermind.  I just ...
Posted by Toby on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

One of THOSE days

Okay, so just as a sort of in-case-you-didn't-know... When a person is having a particularly bad day and says so, it does not always mean they want to tell you about it.  Me, for instance.  ...
Posted by Toby on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:02:00 PST

Storm 2: The Aftermath

Ugh. Well, I just woke from day two of sleeping in the office.  Its pretty apparent that the storm whooped our asses and reduced our city to a nest of looters and dead elderly people, but I'm not...
Posted by Toby on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 08:32:00 PST