Art, webpage design, writing, Tomb Raider, funny people, sex, Justin, profanity, stereotypes and how they are often true, etymology, Latin, historical movies and mini-series, vodka, avoiding drama, whining about the drama I can't ignore, good pictures of me, my ass, simple pleasures in life, snuggling, editing my interests so I sound fresh and cool, paranormal shit, etc.
I'd like to meet:
For the longest time, I said that I'd like to meet people who aren't assholes. Now I'm revising this to say I'd like to meet people who aren't pussies. Because fuck off with that overly sensitive crap.
Q-LICIOUS'S QUOTATIONS
"I don't know. She said she stills wants me in her life, but she needs her space. All I know is that I'm not getting any." - Michael from Roswell
"If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter." - George Carlin
"There's always an asshole." - George
"Are these space pants? 'Cause my ass looks out of this world." - Santino from Project Runway
"Yes, I have a penis card. What of it" - Cupcake
Poli. Sci Student: "What are you?"
Dr. Swint: "I'm hetero."
"Man, Daylight Savings Time is like one step closer to time travel." - Buddha
"I want a baby elephant... With a little yellow hat and a red scarf." - Cupcake
"I'm sorry. I had a pen in my tea. I was trying to figure out how it got there." - Dr. Wilson
"He is what psychologists call... a complete asshole." - Bill Maher
"Your face is so freakin' quotable right now." - S on my face
"Getting laid is never easy." - GTA: Liberty City Stories
"We're time-travelling right now. It doesn't even matter." - Buddha
"Volunteering? Isn't that for people with souls?" - S
"I was like... I'm surprising lesbians." - John
"She's emo? What the fuck is that?" - Dad
"C'mon! I'm a trivia winner!" - Mom, on why she should be able to merge on the highway
"I'm not getting you a knife. You're a creepy man, and there are two girls out there." - Joe
"That's just not what you do, live on the Media Play." - S
"I can only deal with one thing at a time. If I only deal with one thing at a time, I'm less inclined to shoot myself in the head." - Weeds
"That can no longer be ignored. What the hell are you drinking?" - Paul Avery, Zodiac
"These things just never work out." - Dr. Barrier on marrying an alcoholic
"I don't even need it because I'm jammin'!" - Shane
"We're just gonna try our stuff at Waffle House." - Justin
"That's why you gotta up the BJs, buddy." - S
"Just because you put something in your mouth doesn't mean you should swallow." - Mom
Justin: "Is he gay?"
Me: "I don't know. He didn't come in and say 'I'm gay. I'd like some fish.'"
Student: "I'm not really sure what you're asking."
Dr. Dabundo: "Nor am I."
"It's clean. Don't worry." - Justin
"Are you English or retarded?" - SNL
"What else can we do with tomatoes?" - Justin
"And then I go online?" - Justin
"You're beautiful. I just want you to know that. And I've found chapstick. Is that yours?" - Justin
"I don't want to hear it. I just want to see it!" - S
"I'll stop smoking when I'm 30. But I'm not gonna stop the drinky. That's a lifestyle." - Justin
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Music:
Garbage, Audioslave, Black Eyed Peas, Kanye West, Shakira, Nelly Furtado, Muse, The Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, O-zone, Thievery Corporation, whatever. There are a lot of musicians/musical groups that have at least one song I like.
Movies:
American Psycho, Cloverfield, Gladiator, The Departed, No Country for Old Men, Borat, Point Break, The Little Mermaid, White Oleander, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, 3:10 to Yuma, The Princess Bride, Thirteen, Pulp Fiction, Good Night and Good Luck, She's the One, L.A. Confidential, Memento, Sin City, Signs, Apocalypto, The Devil's Backbone
Television:
Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, South Park, Futurama, The Boondocks, Home Movies, Lost, Dirty Jobs, The X-Files, Roswell, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Tudors, Rome, The Sopranos, Weeds, Californication, Family Guy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali-G
Books:
I don't read books anymore.
Heroes:
Dirty Harry
JKLOLOMG It's totally S.
