KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA profile picture

KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA

YOU FUCKIN SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKIN TO ME !!!!!

About Me

I'm no good with words unless i'm talkin shit.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: AL
Birthday: March 18
Birthplace: Oklahoma
Current Location: Santa Barbara California
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Half Mexican, Half Redneck
The Shoes You Wore Today: Work shoes all damn day
Your Weakness: I aint tellin you fucker !!!
Your Fears: Getting Old By Myself
Your Perfect Pizza: Brick Oven Thin Crust With Proscutto, I love Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To improve myself body and mind & to get a tattoo
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCKIN A
Thoughts First Waking Up: FUCK !!! It's time for work already ?!?!?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Oh, you know what it is !!
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out. I have problems sleeping
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching crazy ass action fliks with my grandma.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds fries but Burger Kings burgers
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee ! Cant live without it !!
Do you Smoke: Like a fuckin Chimney
Do you Swear: All the Fuckin time !! I have a foul mouth.
Do you Sing: When I'm Happy
Do you Shower Daily: Oh Yeah !!! Twice if need be
Have you Been in Love: Yes i have. But when it ends it's the worst feeling in the fuckin world !!!
Do you want to go to College: Actually I do to take film classes
Do you want to get Married: Maybee someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes. It wavers from day to day
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, on boats and planes
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really but someone out there has to..... I hope
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, I party with my mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: No but i knew a girl in highschool that played the skin flute
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: For Sure
In the past month have you been on Drugs: What do you consider drugs ?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Kind of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I cant remember
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yup, I love sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Actually I have !!! Thanks for bringing it up asshole !!!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope. I dont steal
Ever been Drunk: Oh Yeah !!
Ever been called a Tease: Sure Have
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah and it fuckin hurt !!!
Ever Shoplifted: When i was a kid
How do you want to Die: In a jacuzzi with 10 strippers with a blunt in one hand and a tittie in the other
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A movie director, thats my dream..... or a pornstar :)~
What country would you most like to Visit: AMSTERDAM !!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't really matter
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: don't matter
Height: don't matter
Weight: don't matter as long as she aint fuckin huge !!
Best Clothing Style: metal, goth, skater. Nothing at all !!
Number of Drugs I have taken: WOW !!!! I cant even begin to remember that shit !!! Too Many !!
Number of CDs I own: I own a SHITLOAD !!!
Number of Piercings: I had 3 at one point but now i only have one.
Number of Tattoos: None, but i hope to be sleeved out by the end of the year
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Way too many
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE MYSPACE LAYOUT
Contact Box Generated from www....net

My Interests



Im a really big Movie & Stand Up comedy Freak, I read ALOT! ( you wouldnt know it from looking at me ), Paintball, Metal, Porn, Basketball, freaking people out, Blazeing, Amusement Parks, Going to comedy clubs, Live music, hanging out with my little brother, hearing music I've never heard before, Fucked up cartoons, swimming, playing practical jokes on people, barbecues, writeing, camping, rideing quads, quoting movies, Anything Brutal, being lazy on sunday, peirced and tattooed girls, italian food, aggresive women, and I like to party when i can make the time to.

I'd like to meet:

I dont give a rats ass, if we have shit in common and you wanna talk, hit me up.
what metal genre are you? Your Result: Death Metal

Growl away, you are brutal and anti establishment, you love to f--- with peoples minds by singing about everything from rape and murder to your own personal hell


Thrash metal
Black metal
Nu metal
Classic Metal
Power Metal
what metal genre are you?

Music:

Dethklok, SNOT, Brotha Lynch, Pennywise, The Sword, Necro, Lynard Skynard, Pepper, Richard Cheese, Wolfmother, Doomsday Productions, Andre Nicatina, S.O.D., System Of A Down, Bad Religion, Cypress Hill, Metallica ( old stuff only !! ), Pantera, MF Doom, Paul Wall, SLAYER, Deicide, Morbid Angel, Marvin Gaye, Jimmy Hendrix, Rob Zombie, Bloodhound Gang, X Raided, Primus, Slipknot, Suicidal Tendancies, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, N.W.A., Eazy E, Sepultura, Tenacious D, Social Distortion, Tony Yayo, Rage Against The Machine, 88 Fingers Louie, Chingo Bling, Crowbar, Wu Tang, Rebel Hell, Old Black Flag,WATCH THIS FUCKIN VIDEO BELOW !!!!!! IT'S THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER !!!

Movies:

I watch all movies. I'm a movie freak !! but I prefer horror flics. Some of my favorite movies are Halloween, The Devils Rejects, All The Pirates Of The Carribean Flics, 300, Behind The Mask The Rise Of Leslie Vernon, Boondock Saints, The Hills Have Eyes 1 & 2 (the remakes), Spaceballs, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), Old Boy, Battle Royale, Super Troopers, Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz, Clerks 1 & 2, Mallrats, House Of 1000 Corpses, GrindHouse, Kill Bill, Taladega Nights, The Warriors, Smokin Aces, Pitch Black, Ginger Snaps, The Lost Boys, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead (the remake), Idiocracy, Meatballs, High Tension, The Crow, Napolean Dynamite

Television:



TV is great entertainment, people that think tv rots your brain are just weak minded and cant mentally fight off the subliminal messages..... I watch Metalocalypes, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Lost, MXC, South Park, The Colbert Report, Harvey Birdman, Robot Chicken, Speeders, Rob & Big, Any Stand Up Comedy, The Soup

Books:

I FUCKIN LOVE TO READ!!! The Stand, I am Legend, Any Comic Written By Garth Ennis Or Mark Millar, Salems Lot, Red Dragon, The Gunslinger, Primal Fear, The Door To December, The Firm, Out Of Sight, Firestarter, The Summoning, Get Shorty, Have A Nice Day, Lord Of The Rings, Coyote Blue, Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas, IT, The Bachman Books, Hannibal, On A Pale Horse, Monster Island, Cell, Desperation, The Regulators, The Zombie Survival Guide, Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy, Evil Genius, Mankind Have A Nice Day, The Summoning, Battle Royale, Enders Shadow

Heroes:

I dont really have any, Ive never really had anyone to look up to.

My Blog

DETHKLOK RULES!!!!

WATCH THIS SHIT!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2OMaW0BlM8
Posted by KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 04:32:00 PST

Thomas Henry Dominguez 1954-2006

In loving memory of my stepdad Tom. I hated him for so long and finally when i'm starting to really like him, he gets sick and passes away. He was a good man and a good father to my little brother Hen...
Posted by KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:52:00 PST

THE ARISTOCRATS

A guy walks into a talent agents office and says, Man do I got a show for you! First I come out on stage and drop my pants, then my wife comes out dressed as Hitler and starts hitting me in the balls ...
Posted by KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 05:41:00 PST

If you dont like this movie your just cheap !!!


Posted by KING DONKO OF PUNCHSTAINIA on Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:25:00 PST