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Critta

Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.

About Me

FAN: pre-party parties, crappy bands you've never heard, sarcasm, ninjas, my (dead) fish Murphy, being on top, my job, homemade T-shirts, tiny bubbles, older brothers, free oil changes. NOT A FAN: feet, wearing every bracelet you own to a concert, long bathroom lines, interest, Motel John, cutters, the smell of dishrags, cold leather seats, TyPiNg LiKe ThIs, wet socks, girlfriends, no applicators.Fiyah GFX myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

We have nothing in common.

I'd like to meet:

Charles Manson

Music:

I'm pretty sure I can dig up the best songs on the jukebox. No joke.

Movies:

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Almost Famous, The Boondock Saints, Breakfast Club, Cars, Coolhand Luke, Helter Skelter, Mean Girls, National Lampoon's Vacation

Television:

Prison Break, Seinfeld, Wheel of Fortune

Books:

1984, The Catcher in the Rye, Great Expectations, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter Series, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Scarlet Letter, Slaughterhouse Five

Heroes:

Maddox, my dead grandma, Billie Joe Armstrong

My Blog

I just can't hate the new girl.

She's super tall and super skinny and super cute.  All reasons to hate her.And super nice and super fun and super good at her job after only two days.She had mascara *and* she told me I looked li...
Posted by Critta on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:59:00 PST

Lobster

Say something.An insult, advice, a secret, a story, a wish...anything.Be clever or stupid.  Be funny or boring.  Be honest.  Or at least lie to me. Tell me what I'm supposed to do. &nbs...
Posted by Critta on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:50:00 PST

Ten more things you don't need (or care) to know about me...

1.  My password is different for every online account that I have.  This may secretly be because I have the fear of Alzheimer's and I do little things like this to try to keep my mind w...
Posted by Critta on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 12:58:00 PST

My cat died

Actually she was my brother's.  And she was super old.  Like 16 or something. 
Posted by Critta on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:21:00 PST

I'm in love with a new man...

...and his name is Don Julio.
Posted by Critta on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:55:00 PST

When I sit at the bar, I like to stand.

So Saturday night.  I'm in Comfrey at the Mom's and Pop's, and we head up to the bar.  Justin and Josh Augustin tell me, "What the hell, Christa.  Last night someone said your wedding r...
Posted by Critta on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:27:00 PST

On the East Coast We Ride Until We Die....

I'm heading east for the week and cannot absolutely wait.  PS - watch the Twins on Saturday night.  I'll be there.  Drunk. See you soon, suckas.
Posted by Critta on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

Mulletard

Tomorrow the hair goes.  If I look like a BDL, I'll be cutting a mullet. BDL = Big Dykey Loser.
Posted by Critta on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:06:00 PST

It's a fact.

Eight out of every ten supposed "hot chicks" are not even cute with their boring painted faces and lame outfits.Oh and 100 out of a 100 of my blogs are completely pointless.You may notice that ri...
Posted by Critta on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 10:01:00 PST

I forgot how to write

Ideas are brewing.  I think I'm on to something.
Posted by Critta on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:58:00 PST