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Joel

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Honest, hard working, I try to do the right thing. I write sometimes. I have a company. web.mac.com/uniwerks I build interiors on corporate aircraft and custom fabricate all sorts of stuff. FRONTIER ICON. What do you think of that? Background By myspacemaster.net MySpace Layouts MySpace Codes MySpace Backgrounds .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Artists, Taschen, Marilyn of Monrovia.

My Blog

More Laundy

Julie never thought it would come to this. Here she was sitting in the laundry room pointing a gun at her boyfriend's head, no fabric softener, and not enough quarters to finish drying anything.She ha...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 00:09:00 GMT

Laundry day

Eiger had never had anything like this happen to him before, but because of how long this ordeal had been going on, he was getting used to it. Julie has had a very large pistol trained on his temple. ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 11:22:00 GMT

Clarence Murphy, R&D

Clarence couldn't believe his luck at the disco. He had been going there almost every night. He had pulled in a few Gazelles on occasion, nothing to write to Penthouse about though. Tonight was differ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 01:24:00 GMT

EATEN! from "Sea Love"

I was being EATEN! Eaten ALIVE! I like to take showers. Hotter than hell water, long time. Posing with my leg crossed over the other, hand behind head, elbow overhead against the wall. The water hits ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 20:01:00 GMT

What I have Learned

The magazine Esquire has a section in it where famous, important or interesting people write some of the knowledge they have learned. I find them really enlightening. Except Keith Richards. I think he...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 20:52:00 GMT

4 Old Men

Aroma Cafe, April 20, 20064 old men smoking their brains out. I thought "oh fuck", as I walked through their cloud past them. They are kind of loud, not annoying.Billie Holiday is playing, one of them...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 22:55:00 GMT

ROBOTS AND FRENCH TOAST

1-25-04 The robot longs for love yet he has no cpacity for love so he longs for jack the robot longs for jack the robot longs for jack the robots creator longs for love yet his robot has ripped his a...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 15:42:00 GMT

POETRY FROM MY MELTY BRAIN

a couple of off the cuff poems I'd like some feedback on. more to follow. it just comes to me. I'm not nuts. Joel..... times like these have decisions not come forth portrayed by women disguised...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:43:00 GMT

A story by Joel James Alesch dated June 18 or 19, 1993

A story by Joel James Alesch dated June 18 or 19, 1993 Copied from "The Nederland Book Unfinished" By Joel James Alesch 1991-95 Text and grammar intentionally left as originally written. I'm at El M...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:27:00 GMT

Picks from Sea Love by Joel James Alesch

These are just a few paragraphs from my 3rd novel for your pleasure...   Picks from "Sea Love" by Joel James Alesch ...The Octopus, she had me in her grip, I gave it a long, deep kiss, used my t...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 17:24:00 GMT