JUST THINK HOW BAD THE LIFE OF AN EGG IS............YOU ONLY GET LAID ONCE ........
YOU ONLY GET EATEN OUT ONCE ......IT TAKES 4 MINUTES TO GET HARD AND 2 MINUTES TO GET SOFT.YOU HAVE TO SHARE A BOX WITH 11 OTHER GUYS.....AND TO TOP IT OFF THE ONLY CHICK THAT EVER SAT ON YOUR FACE WAS YOUR MOTHER !!!!!!!.....
