Your parents will love me, and so will your friends. don't worry i'll only look at you.
Words I live by:
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch...To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
manic-depressive, OCD, depraved, and incredibly superficial sometime-alcoholic seeks same for meaningless, emotionless, cold, robot-like yet still somehow totally satisfying sex, which neither one of us will be able to remember due to frequent and amusing vodka blackouts. (***ABILITY TO IDENTIFY THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT AS SARCASM A MUST***)i hate people who get off on being mean and thoughtless. creepy obnoxious negative people give me hives, hopefully they will be devoured by a giant spinkter long before i come across them...
Star Wars, Braveheart, Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Mulan, Hitch, Wedding Crashers