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Sarah

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

contrary to popular belief, i am not a teenage mother. i am the proud owner of a worthless degree. i am a lazy turd. i have quit smoking, but i miss it. i am married to derik boik (not to be confused with derek bok or berik boik.) i like to draw. i feel old. i am not, and never have been, a certain chinchilla named frank. i have a cat, his name is tuna, 15 miles on the erie canal. i used to sell comfort sandals to depressing middle-aged women. i am no longer homeless but once again unemployed. i enjoy crab rangoon. i really like barry manilow.

My Interests

growing babies, drawing on walls (especially antique dolls), making rediculous collage, latch hooking, funny cute boys in tight blue spandex, pretending like i am still good at playing piano, watching crazy old people act like crazy old people, being deliciously clever, drunken dancing, and all things dada.

I'd like to meet:

my maker.

Music:

elliott smith, okay, neutral milk hotel, radiohead, sigur ros, nick drake, matty pop chart, smashing pumpkins, iron and wine, erin tobey, classical music, yann tiersen, postal service, beck, the flaming lips, weezer, pixies, modest mouse, various soundtracks...

Movies:

the science of sleep, amelie, rushmore, lost in translation, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the baxter, harold and maude, most coen brothers movies, best in show, monty python and the holy grail, napoleon dynamite, the princess bride, lord of the rings... i am the biggest nerd.

Television:

the office (british version), stella, lost, curb your enthusiasm, deal or no deal (c'mon, it's funny)

Books:

the accidental masterpiece, middlesex, puck's peculiar pet shop, the chronicles of narnia, some tom robbins, lolita, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the incredible lightness of being, kurt vonnegut, david sedaris...

Heroes:

bette midler.

My Blog

the floridian death marshmallow of dooom

it's coming for you.
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST