I WAS NAMED AFTER THE GUY IN "A CLOCKWORK ORANGE"!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU EXPECT?No, really. I come from a family with far too many people with Asperger's Syndrome. Round holes do not suit us. If Dr. Gregory House were real he'd be a relative, certainly with his "circle queen" theory (autistic kid episode, season3) and his "Climb out of your holes, people!!" (House Vs. God, season2). I quote both regularly at varying volumes.I was born with a deficiency that leaves me with almost no visual memory, so if I do not recognize you I'm not just being an arrogant bitch, I really cannot tell people apart generally. In my defense, aside from sexual dimorphism, human beings do look remarkably alike. If you have any tattoos this helps tremendously. Scientists are finally discovering this neurological deficiency, which is probably the source of my aural over-compensating-freakishness.Otherwise, I write films that I never make, music that I never perform or record, and walk at night so that I can see the stars. I also suffer from vertigo and fall down a lot, which can be really funny, so I encourage people to videotape me. I also encourage people to join me in video pranking. I bore very easily and must constantly think of amusing pranks and such to keep from going completely insane.
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