I'm on? I'm on right now? I don't believe you. What can I say...I'm kind of a big deal, I invented the Kaner at Subway, I drive a Dodge Stratus, people fear me, mi corazon es en fuego, I ate an entire wheel of cheese, I stabbed a guy with a trident, I have sickkkk skills, and even if I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised then I am right now. *Compliments of Caitlin Sullivan, myspace extraordinaire.*A little more about me...My first car was a 1992 shaggin-wagon. I have an obsession with wearing blue and green to the point where I will get jealous of you if you are wearing either on a day that I am not. I'm not religious but if people don't bless me when I sneeze I take it very personally. Yes, I'm a gym member. I try to go 4 times a week, but I've missed the last...1200 times. I love inside jokes, but only if I am included in them. I am shamelessly addicted to McDonald's french fries. People who do the robot dance scare the bejeezus out of me. I firmly believe in retail therapy. I am thoroughly infatuated with my friends, especially the H-towners, the Thetas, and the crazy Bostonian regime, who always make for memorable nights out. I really enjoy dancing, even though I have no rythym. I love bonding with people over really dank organic treats from Vermont. I had an odd fear of ovens and track hurdles until I was 16. I save a large portion of my brain for random Cliff Clavin knowledge, and not nearly enough for the whereabouts of my wallet. My dad recently called me an idiot-savant, and I took it as a compliment. I am delightfully sarcastic, helplessly tactless and charmingly persuasive. I love to laugh, especially with myself and at myself. I apologize in advance if you are ever with me and you fall down, because I will most definitely laugh at you. I still have the first crossword puzzle I ever finished by myself. I'm generally quite smart, but I like to balance that out by doing stupid things like wearing two different shoes to work. I would like to thank the University of Maryland for some of the best four years of my life, even if I didn't learn all that much inside the classroom. I would also like to thank Maybelleine for making great lash mascara in royal blue, because "maybe she's born with it" clearly does not apply here. Thanks to my grandma for the great red hair! My biggest pet peeve is the constant improper use of "your" vs. "you're". My biggest vice is Portuguese men. Are you smelling what I'm stepping in?
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