Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe]

Human Being

I am not white; I am not black. I am a Human Being. I do not know why, but the world does not view me this way. People insist that we divide ourselves by "race." What is this bastard thing called race...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

Matzo Ball Soup

Matzo Ball Soup.I just ate some. 'Twas very salty.Now I feel funny.I'm sick to my stomach.Oh my!Oh my! I'm going to die!One day,but not today!...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 01:52:00 PST

an email i just got about atonement

The email:First, I'd like to say, thank you for your time, I appreciate it.You don't know me, nor I you, but I was just wondering if you could answer a question for me. A friend and I had a question t...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:13:00 PST

great drink--so try it damn it!!!!!

take a tall glassadd about 1 oz or so of pepermint schnapsadd about 1 oz or so of kahluafill glass w/ milkadd chocolate sauceI guess you could use pre-maid chocolate milk, but it might be very rich, s...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:31:00 PST

haha

......You Should Learn Hebrew........Shalom. You should learn Hebrew, because you're a Jew!....... align="center">What Language Should You Learn?.>Get your own Dreidel at ChaiSpace! Get your own Meno...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:15:00 PST

WTF is this world coming to

A person in one of the Judaism groups--the same dumbass that asked about kosher--said that he was a "follower of Jesus," but he also said, "That doesn't make me a Christian." What the Fuck????I went ...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 11:15:00 PST

Evangelical PIG on the streets of Nahville

OK, so I was going to a Nashville Predators' game last night, and while I was walking in the streets of Nashville looking for a place to eat, some guy walked up to me.     He said, "Wou...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 03:09:00 PST

Real kabalah

OK, I'm really sick and tired of dumbass bitches like Madonna perverting my religion, and I'm tired of this fake Kabalah crap--i. e. "red strings" to keep away the "evil eye." None of these people eve...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:45:00 PST

politics...ahhh...gay marriage...ahh...???

OK, so my state has banned gay marriage--even though it was already illegal in TN--and it seems that the reason for the ban was based on religion--mainly the Bible.  Now, if we are going to use t...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 03:06:00 PST

O Fortuna from Carmina Burana by Carl Orff

O Fortuna velut luna statu variabilis, semper crescis aut decrescis; vita detestabilis nunc obdurat et tunc curat ludo mentis aciem, egestatem, potestatem dissolvit ut glaciem. Sors immanis...
Posted by Mr [Eliyahu ben Moshe] on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:49:00 PST