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chelsea fork!™ is moving in 11 days.

hiiiiiiii im weird. =D and i post a shit load of bulletins.

About Me

I'm Chelsea.
might as well start talking shit.
i have pretty friends. im shallow. i deny a LOT of people.
I have flaws. I am wrong. I am smart. I make bad decisions. I am a fuck up. I am right. I am weird. I am confident. I am shallow. I am small. I am a bitch. I am a liar. I am a traveler. I am perverted. I am linguistic. I am a smart ass. I am obnoxious. I am clean. I am amazing. I am self-conscious. I am not tall. I am not short. I am not fat. I am happy. I like laughing. I daydream. I am adventurous. I am yours. I am classy. I am quiet. I am shy. I am loud. I am calm. I am hyper. I am a perfectionist. I am lazy. I am careless. I am complicated. I am completely simple. I am confusing. I am tired. I am over everything except you. I am a flirt. I am a friend. I am alone. I think. I am nice. I am different. I am in love. I am friendly. I am sarcastic. I am a musician. I am a fake. I am whatever you want me to be.
I'm not perfect and neither are you. Get over yourselves and stop bitching. Everyone has problems. Thats how it is and will always be.
I love getting reactions out of people. Good or bad, I could care less. I love when people stare. I love that I'm not like you.
You wouldn't like me. I don't like Gloomy Bear as much as you do. I'm not obsessed with bats, diamonds, fake hair, fake eyelashes, shaving my eyebrows, and Hello Kitty. MySpace is made up of photoshopped faces, teased hair, and stick thin figures.
Feel free to talk to me about anything. Ill give you advice if you need it. Take it or leave it, its up to you.
Bitch at me. Tell me off. Tell me I'm ignorant. Say that you disagree with everything I say. Entertain me. I am better than your bullshit and I know it.
I will never be one of those people that have tens-of-thousands of friends on MySpace. I'm far too shallow to approve that many people. ^_^
The way I portray myself is my choice. I'm perfectly aware that I sound mean and shallow. I'm nice to whoever is nice to me. I cant help that I'm shallow. DON'T assume things about me. Dont judge me if you don't know me. Dont talk shit if you cant back it up. k?
People tend to see me as a stuck up person. I don't blame them. I know that what I write makes me seem that way. But I'm not. I think. I help. I give. I try. I care about things you probably don't care about.
I have an odd way of being confident. I don't like my looks. But I do like who I am. I wont change for you. Get over it.
Dont let anyone hold you down. Dont let people get in the way.
I'm usually happy. I usually like to talk. I smile most of the time. I usually like going out. Most of the time I laugh. But then theres those days where Im the complete opposite.
Take me somewhere and I'm yours. Give me Nesquik and you own my heart.
theres a life outside of myspace.
its a bigger world than you think.
bryan 042407
[we finna be dem runescape nerdz]
You mean so much to me. More than you'll ever know. No one can ever replace you. I love everything about you. How we constantly laugh over the most retarded things. I love watching movies and sharing Nesquik on my bed. I love spitting gum around my room. I remember laughing at my mom when she tried to go into my brothers room. How I stuck gum on his door handle. I love talking to you on the phone every night before I go to sleep. I love how you're the first person I talk to when I wake up every morning. I love that we can hang out for a million hours and never get bored. I love climbing up my tree and going onto my roof (before i broke your ankle=]). I love eating crayons with you and making fun of fatties. :D I love being called creepy with you by my brother for listening to shitty music. You're perfect and I never want to lose you. You're my everything. I could never ask for anything better.

My Interests



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OMFGzz Chels
[email protected]

abandoned places.
myspace.
secrets.
eyeliner.
makeup.
sidekick.
hip bones.
music.
memories.
friends.
brownies.
laughter.
nesquik.
mtv.
money.
cuddles.
shit talk.
karma.
books.
pictures.
starbucks.
taco bell.

I'd like to meet:

cute chicago kids.

Music:

gangsta shiet and pig squeals :D

Television:

The Groups. Authentic Beauty
Bape Train
Beauty in Volume
Beyond Wonderland
Bring the Mosh
Broken Beauty
Brutal Kidds
Beauty Overdose
Cunt Kitties Train
Definition of Perfection
Destination: Perfection
Diagnosed Perfection
Diamond Perfection
Famous Faces
Faux Vanity Perfection
Frosted Flakes
Fucked Up and Drugged Up
Gods Finest
Gore Kids
House of 1000 Corpses
Halo Perfection
Ice Cream Train
Inked Vanity
Innocent Beauties
Illini's Finest
Illicit Sophistication
Juicy Couture
Kidz for Condoms
Killers Remorse
La' Scene Royal
Little Bug
LUSCIOUS.VANITY
Pin up Perfection
Royal Elites
The Price of Perfection
The Birthday Massacre
Toxic Dolls
Thugs
The Hollywood Scene
Undead Perfection
Unseen Behavior
Vicious Spiders

Heroes:

they impressed me. the list is getting smaller.
frank.

marcos.

jason.

lauren.

tony.

ryan.

nick.

brittany.

abby.

david.

cody.

taylor.

conrad.

piedad.

nicole.

shelley.

arpan.

let me know if you want to be in here. :D

My Blog

omfg shitheads and pictures :]

most recent to the oldest :] BAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA for all the shitheads who keep asking to see my smile...   ...
Posted by chelsea fork!™ is moving in 11 days. on Tue, 22 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

Q&A

ask me questions.ill answer them.you know how it works. kaygo. :]...
Posted by chelsea fork!™ is moving in 11 days. on Wed, 23 May 2007 10:53:00 PST