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About Me

I am Chryshta, Gormory, Shad0w_Pupp3t, or what ever else you feel to call me: as long as it is in good taste.
I am not 'down with the clown'.
I am not goth/scene/emo or any other such lable.
I am not a sparkly vampire clone, and
I am not on Team Edward or Team Jacob, but
I am on Team Grow Up.
I do not worship Satan, and most of you that do and claim to be Satanists are fake, as well as ignorant.
I am not friendly/single/stupid.
I do not take life for granted, but I don't waste it doing drugs or drinking. I actually like being able to say, "You remember that time when..." instead of, "I was so drunk, I can't remember that night."
I listen to more music than most of you, and just because most of it is of the alternative nature, doesn't mean that's all I listen to. My tunes are varied and I like it that way.
I do not 'claim' to be goth because I am not huge into Goth Rock or most things post-punk, which is what goth realy is. Industrial kids who think they are goth because they listen to sucky bands like Combichrist and Deathstars annoy me.
I am of the ever dropping number of teens who will actually pick up a book and read it for fun. Imagine that.
I am one of those nerds who play World of Warcraft, Fable and any other RPG game I can get my paws on.
I do have a boyfriend, who is by far better than you, and I don't appreciate anyone hitting on me. So how about you don't do it and we'll be fine. Kapeesh?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Freaks, geeks, nerds, transvestites, midgets, circus freaks, Siamese twins, murderers; anyone odd and out of place. The creative, the intelligent, the philosophical, the sober; Clothing designers, painters, sculptors, photographers, hair stylists, writers. If society hates you, if people look down at you and call you a 'freak' or 'weird', I'll most likely get along just fine with you.

My Blog

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Posted by on Sun, 27 Sep 2009 22:42:00 GMT

I never felt like "just friends" whenever I was with you.

Any and all pictures/quotes/lyrics/videos that remind me of Kenny from the first time I met him until now eI don't know what it is about you. Maybe it's the way nothing else matters when we're talking...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Aug 2009 23:08:00 GMT

You know you're a redneck if...

If any of these describe you, you're a redneck! You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in y...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:07:00 GMT

My moms ass is equivalent to that of a 50 year old gay man.

You know what really pisses me off? My mom absolutely refuses to let me go to Cleveland for any of Kenny's shows with Disgraced, why? Because it's 'too far'. Peabody's - Cleveland, Ohio.Estimated Time...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:48:00 GMT

Goth pick-up lines

1. "Hey, you in the black!" 2. "Your coffin or mine?" 3. "I never knew hellish demons flew so close to the ground..." 4. "Nice shoes, wanna drink blood?" 5. "Hi, I'm Andrew Eldritch" (neve...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 18:10:00 GMT

Problems only Goths have.

- Trying to get blacks that match after they fade in the wash - Trying to convince the drunk frat boy who is hitting on you that really are a guy. - Big hair + small cars - Airport metal dete...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 18:07:00 GMT

Funny Terms

Barsexual: A college-age girl who kisses other girls in bars and clubs, usually for attention and the approval of men.Knob Cheese: Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has ...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 15:13:00 GMT

Meat Me in the Morgue for some Lubricated Love

Hahaha. Makes me giggle. ^^Hero
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 15:10:00 GMT

Car Dodgeball

Bwahahaha.So tonight, me and Lauren got the shit beat out of our eyes in a car. Throwing balls while driving, not suggested. LMAO.We hurt ourselves in McDonalds. Slides are dangerous business kids.We ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 08:09:00 GMT