If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Contend in Politics,
Hurl back The Cold, Hard Facts
Sexual Intercourse with my guitar,
Gain Inescapable Knowledge ,
Swordplay with Photoshop,
Gamble with Illistrater,
Dalliance to Photography,
I have a pulp noir imagination,
Toy with Animation,
Graphic Design flirts with me,
Films make me Vigilant and my prostate weak ,
Horror Flicks arouse my appropriate stimuli,
Keen on Unspeakable Terror,
Learning to spell is Puzzling
I love talking about nothing. It is the only thing I know anything about.
Tattoos are Irreparable,
Driving is a hoax,
Talk Radio keeps me Alert,
I watch the FOX NEWS CHANNEL,
Wit Prepares,
Humor I Compose,
Ridiculous is my Fashion,
Drawing Hentai compels me,
Papercuts injure me,
Throwing Leaves in the recycle bin with a VENGENCE!,
Thinking is more interesting than knowing, but less interesting than looking.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Anthony "Chicken-Shithead-Teen-Queen" Clark
Birthday: 09-27-1986
Birthplace: Tarzana
Current Location: Here, Right here
Eye Color: what would you say about hazel? Hazel.
Hair Color: Black.
Height: 5'11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left Handed. I'm an artist. and a fag(my dad said that).
Your Heritage: Hispanic/Italian/Irish. So I like Tequila, Whiskey!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans. Worn out Vans
Your Weakness: life. Ha!
Your Fears: Failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Sqeezing the Juice off a good Pineapple with bits of jalapeno peppers
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: At least one of the things I said I do today, yestarday, and probably tomorrow
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Did I say that too loud?"
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta pee.
Your Best Physical Feature: its not my beard
Your Bedtime: 3am in the morning
Your Most Missed Memory: what does this mean? something that I missed but can't remember? Do I remember?
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single. Please No Jared!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton! is the shit son
Chocolate or Vanilla: What? So many specifics can be ordered here!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Together!
Do you Smoke: NO!
Do you Swear: All the time.
Do you Sing: I don't know, Can't carry a tune. So yes
Do you Shower Daily: No. I smell like a rose naturally. Genetics, I can go 6 months without bathing.
Have you Been in Love: Yes,
Do you want to go to College: Currently Attending
Do you want to get Married: Yes, a little waiting could settle my stomach before I do the heave. Don't want to live too fast.
Do you belive in yourself: I beleive in me.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yeah, sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm adorable.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I'm not.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes. Ups and Downs. But I get along
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, something you don't see everydy. In my world there are thunderstorms every weekend.
Do you play an Instrument: The Guitar, Bass, Drums, the piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Whoa, I don't usually do but, yes... yes I have.
In the past month have you Smoked: No, god no.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Everyday. Three times a day: Aspirin, aspirin, aspirin.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Why yes of course.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes. and
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, they don't come in boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Who is Sushi? Not on purpose, I guess.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Wait, a stage? Go on a stage...or area?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Depends on what you mean? Dumped in a hole and burried? yes. Dumped by a girl? no.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, your heart. I stole the stars from the sky and stuck them in your eyeballs.
Ever been Drunk: Yes, nuff said.
Ever been called a Tease: Yes you tease you. you trickster, scamp, and taboo
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, beaten up all the time by kind words
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, a package of gum when I was 4 years old.
How do you want to Die: Of old age, ha ha ha ha.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'll tell you when I grow up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, actually...Greece. Wherever the water is blue
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown. Just make it look nice
Short or Long Hair: either or, like I said, just take care of your hair. No one likes a rats nest. If you ever saw one, you'd know.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: less than me
Best Clothing Style: I hope that whatever you wear you look good. Just know how to dress, PLEASE
Number of Drugs I have taken: what the abbreviation for Zero?
Number of CDs I own: Over a hundread, too many to count. music, video, or computer which ones??!!
Number of Piercings: 2.
Number of Tattoos: none, will have some soon. After summer. Yeah. Bonus!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Everything. Can we end this now.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I'd like to meet:
Takashi Miike, Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Frank Miller, Benicio Del Toro, Jessica Alba, D.W. Griffith, Robert Rodriguez, Quentin Tarantino, Chan Wook Park,Brian Reagan, Adam Sandler, Christian Bale, Bill Murray, Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla, Dave Attell, Jiminy Glick, Steve Carel, Will Ferrel, John Lithgow, Ryan Reynolds, Dane Cook, M. Night Shyamalan, Mel Gibson, Joaquin Phoenix ( I want to ask him how he got the messed up lip,*NOTE* its not a cleft lip from birth, I saw SPACE CAMP and he didn't have it then), Bruce Willis, Bill Pullman, Brendan Fraser, Steven Spielberg, John Belushi(he dead), Dan Aykroyd, Jack Nicholson, Martin Short, Michael J. Fox, Danny DeVito, Johnny Depp, David Arquette, Robin Williams, David Duchovny, Rob Schneider, David Spade, Chris Farley(he's dead too), Andrew McMahon, John Candy (FUCK!! he's dead too),
Be Kyle's Friend!
I get it now,
You suffer from Narcissism
You have a sexual desire for one's own body. Because you never listen, is not because you have A.D.D. its because your self-interest is the valid end of all actions. You are concerned solely with your own desires, needs, or interests.
That's Egocentrism!!!
Reason why you insult people and can't care what I say or think of you is because you are Self-centered and selfish
I hope I have clarified that for ya everyone, got rid of the confusion. Made it a bit understandable people..!!
This is who I was calling attention to in a incidental manner ...
Music:
We've already heard that song a hundred times...just like that,just like how you sang it.
Bring it home?
All right, let's bring it home.
If you were hit by a truck
and you were lying out
in that gutter dying...
and you had time to sing
one song, huh, one song...
people would remember
before you're dirt...
one song that would let God know what you felt about your time here on earth...
one song that would sum you up.. Your telling me that's the song you'd sing?
That same Jimmie Davis tune we hear on the radio all day?
About your peace within and how it's real
and how you're gonna shout it?
Or would you sing
something different? Something real, something you felt?
Because I'm telling you right now...
that's the kind of song people want to hear.
That's the kind of song that truly saves people.
Its got nothing to do with believing in God.
It has to do with believing in yourself.
Lagwagon,
The Living End,
Protest The Hero,
Johnny Cash,
Millencolin,
Between The Buried and Me,
Coheed and Cambria,
Dragonforce,
The Killers,
30 Seconds To Mars,
Devotchka,
Motion City Soundtrack,
James Blunt,
Strung Out,
Children of Bodom,
Something Corporate,
ACDC,
Chimara,
Jack's Mannequin,
The Matches,
Matchbook Romance,
James Newton Howard,
Iron Maiden,
Avenged Sevenfold,
Hellogoodbye,
Greg Graffin,
AFI,
Trivium,
Pink Floyd,
Queen,
Tenacious D,
Movies:
The dialogue is smart, insanity is its direction, its a comic cry of rage against the nightmare of modern office life.
Some of the biggest laughs in the film could not possibly be described, because their humor depends entirely on the fact that the filmmakers were weird enough to go for them in the first place. My favorite comedy.
Flawless. It doesn't stand outside and make references to other movies; it inhabits the biopic formula all the way through
Movie about nerds playing baseball and all it's inevitable cliches', this is a perfect way.
Demented, twisted, unreasonably funny work of comic kamikaze style. It makes no compromises and takes no prisoners. And it is funny.
Real and romantic. Late-bloomers learn that while it's nice to bump naughty bits, it's more important to connect with someone else's heart. Lessons that it delivers are with some rich, brilliant comedy and real sincerity.
A well-made film. The scariest and most convincing scenes are the ones in which we see the skinheads bonding.
Brilliant! You see the fine-tuning of Murray's performance. In a subdued, fond way, he gives us wry faint comic gestures, as if to show what he could do, if he wanted to.
Considering the immense challenges involved in adapting such a talky tome, the movie even struck me as something of a pleasant surprise.
Black and Gass put their genuine songwriting and musical skills to work. It Rocks! One of the funniest movie musicals, the film is also one of the funniest films of 2006.
"Sin City" is like no other movie you have ever seen, Robert Rodriguez shows us Frank Miller’s Sin City dream world and creates something new and disturbingly exciting in the process... Astounding!
Signs, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, The Village, Lady in The water, Anchorman the Legend of Ron Burgandy, Orgazmo, Team America, Office Space, South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut, Sideways, Click, Zathura, Life Aquatic, Aeon Flux, Saw, Cannible the Musical, Bewitched, Brick, Monty Python and Holy Grale, Batman Begins, Caddyshack, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Final Cut, Seven, 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, Weatherman,Monstr Squad, Star Wars Episode 1 (not 2 and 3 they sucked), Stripes, Forty Year Old Virgin, Costantine, Wedding Crashers, Spider-Man, X-Men, Spaceballs, Waiting, Beavis and Butthead do America, the Grudge, Spinal Tap, Old School, Kicking and Screaming, Tommy Boy, Galaxy Quest, Clerks, Central Station, Motorcycle Diaries, The Cave, Land of the Dead, Jackie Brown, Hulk, Fun with Dick and Jane, Exorsist the Beggining, Akira, Lord of the Rings 1 , 2 and 3, Ghost Ship, Dogma, Kung Fu Hustle, Dead End, FahrenHYPE 9/11 ("Not!" Fahrenheit 9/11), The Forgotten, The Devils Rejects (Great Movie!), Can't Hardly Wait, 10 Things I Hate About You, Dodgeball, Van Helsing, Kill Bill Vol. 1 and 2, Pulp Fiction, Cellular, Finding Nemo, The Patriot, Braveheart, Troy, A Beautiful Mind, Independence Day, Armegeddon (Pearl Harbor sucked), Remember The Titans, S.W.A.T, The Last Samurai, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Tarzan, Night at the Roxbury, Waynes World, Harry and the Hendersons, Van Wilder, The Aviator, The Matrix Trilogy, Shrek, Star Trek First Contact, Shaun of the Dead, Crash, Harry Potter, Formula 51, They, Darkness Falls, Meet the Parents, Just Friends, Bad Santa, War of the Worlds, Munich, Murder By Death, Liar Liar, Heavy Metal, Over The Hedge, United 93, Scary movie 3, Ray, Walk the Line, Crash, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Sideways, Broken Flowers, Lost in Translation, Grandmas Boy, Click, Boondock Saints, The Prestiege, Flags of our Fathers,
Television:
Lost, The Simpsons(reruns), American Dad (can be funnier), Family Guy (can be funnier), Boston Legal (Danny Crane!) My Name is Earl, The Office, Ren and Stimpy, The Colbert Report, South Park (Fuckin' shit yeah!), Robot chicken, Stella, if Mike Myers had a show I'd watch it, Medium, Will and Grace, 3rd Rock From the Sun, Married with Children, Penn and Teller Bullshit!, Dead Like ME, The Weeds, The Daily Show (stupid anti-republicans, but still funny), ROAD KILL CAUGHT ON TAPE, Desparate Housewives, Buffy the Vampire slayer, Angel, The History Channel, The Discovery Channel, Court TV, G4, Charmed, Boondocks (funniest Black show on TV..these days), Survivor, Flavour Flav, Sweet 16, The Sweet Life of Zack and Cody, Heros, Jericho, Gilmore Girls
Books:
The Politically Incorrect Guide To Islam and the Crusades,
110 People Who Are Ruining America,
The Ten Things You Can't Say In America,
Culture Warrior,
Showdown,
South Park* Conservatives: The Revolt Against Liberal Media Bias,
Heroes:
I think my only heroes are the people who don't take life seriously, they go on with their lives without a care. The only thing they know is that they enjoy life anf try their best to make a difference in the world. the people who like what they like, always don't know if they aredoing the right thing..the people who have confidence and aren't afraid to take chances. the people if they don't like something say something about it and the people who just turn off the T.V if they don't like what is on. I look up to both my parents they have helped me through everyhting, and I hate Jared
