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♫ brookifer hotep; Eviscerator Extraordinaire

I am here for Friends

About Me

Hey...I suck at HTML coding but I'm trying this all by hand anyway. I cheat every now and again but there's no harm in that.
I have an odd sense of humor that most people won't appreciate. If it's in bad taste, chances are I'll love it. Dead baby jokes.
I have a morbid fascination with horror movies and horror toys. It's the bond that I share with my dad.
I'm boring, but cute and smart. No ego involved. It's just the truth.
I'm 28 and chronically single, because I have bad taste in men. I'm generally a sweet girl unless you piss me off.
I really love my job. I really mean that. Not too many people like what they do, but I do now. I may get irritated when I'm there, but I'm thankful for the opportunity to work. I'm thankful for being appreciated at a job for once.
I never went to college full time. I went one semester and dropped out. Eventually I'll go back. I still owe the library on campus their copy of The Celestine Prophecy.
I have an extremely irrational fear of Cookie Monster. I share that with someone now.
I also have a mild fear of bowling alleys, but there's a story behind that. Goddamn kidnappers.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't assholes. So if you're an asshole...then buzz off. And Tim Curry. The Week Before: A Short Film by Dave McKean .. ..

adopt your own virtual pet!

adopt your own virtual pet!
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My Blog

Paint.

I've gotten better. See? Aren't you proud? Of course not, you're probably not even looking at this. I know you by now.  
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:54:00 GMT

This pen is with me.

This pen is with me. We understand each other. We share thoughts, and we put them down. We make our own words and we make our own way. No one else shares what we share, could fathom what we know. Thes...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:57:00 GMT

My headache, it maims me.

I feel warmth. It comes from a place inside you. Buried. Deep inside. Way, way down. You want to hide it, but I can feel it there. The day is dark and grimy. Such a wonderful way for this time to be ...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:45:00 GMT

My splash of color...

I begin, wholly against the grain that rubs my skin raw. Red on the inside. Blue on the outside. Black somewhere in the middle. My heart explodes. I am given the freedom of choice, I choose unwisely...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:27:00 GMT

In case you were wondering.

Yes, this song pertains to sex. Yes, it fits me very well. Yes, I feel a great connection to this song. Yes, I think it maybe the soundtrack to my life. 
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 22:14:00 GMT

From a cluttered head (this one not the wisest.)

I feel like I've given you a fair chunk of my life and numerous opportunities to make good with things, and it's just been a waste. I miss you, you'll always be special to me, but if you really don't ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:14:00 GMT

Lepidopteral Symbology

Beauty of Nature The butterfly is a multicultural symbol of the beauty of Nature, appearing in numerous examples of nature scenes of many artistic styles. Butterflies are included as elements of thes...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:57:00 GMT

Christ All-Mighty!

I really wanted to write. I felt it in me, and I wanted to get it out. I needed to release it, and now it won't come. It's still in there, stirring around, causing my brain to function less properly. ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 06:11:00 GMT

Blogging is much like vomiting.

I tend to leave things as they are. The soft sheets are still turned down, crested like waves over untouched pillows. Weary minds don't prosper from these visits, they just corrode, gather dust. Small...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 06:06:00 GMT

Not Angry Blog.

Blue is the color my mind screams everything should be. Blue like crested waves. Blue like imperial skies. Blue like rain.   Sadness is Blue, and that is the color my heart makes for you. Blue li...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 06:41:00 GMT