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john lampy

I am here for Friends

About Me

PURE GHETTO SASS.
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I get up early. And I don't go to bed until I've made some very poor decisions.

My Interests

hate crimes

I'd like to meet:

Makeout sessions, bicycle messengers
Punks and art school dropouts

Snake oil peddlers, ventriloquists, and the people that email you to tell you that you won the lottery in Nigeria.

i'm madly in love with her.

and her too.

Music:

rocknroll

Movies:

As long as Jerry Bruckheimer had nothing to do with it...

Television:

Cartoon Network/Adult Swim/Nickelodeon

Books:

Literature and Self-Help.

Heroes:


Hideo Kojima.

Mr. Castro.

Stephen Colbert.

'Ye

Mos Def

My Blog

An Ode to Squirt

O, Sweet nectar,Mustn't I have earnedThe scorn of mighty Zeus?What hubris a mortal must harborTo deem his lips worthy.Pure as the pristine watersThat flow eternal from the fountains Of Valhalla and th...
Posted by john lampy on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 11:18:00 PST

A few things Ive learned

Alcohol is my muse (I realize that isn't exactly unheard of). It allows me to sacrifice my rationality for efficiency of thinking, and in turn, acting. If I were somehow able to stay incredibly drun...
Posted by john lampy on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:29:00 PST

ATTN: Fellow humans

I swear, the way some human beings treat other human beings is preposterous. Being a human being myself I can fully understand the reasoning behind this, but I have been trying to put forth a consciou...
Posted by john lampy on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:01:00 PST

fuck blogs.

nt
Posted by john lampy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST