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Rejekt

You're not a lady. You're like a boy...with boobs. -E.C.

About Me

**PLEASE GO TO ZEITGEISTMOVIE.COM IT IS WORTH IT**

Sorry my profile looks like shit. That flash crap got on my nerves. So I'm in the middle of re-doing it. Same shitty content, new shitty look. So...yeah.

First and foremost, if you need to find me you can find me on Horde Onyxia as Zafirah or on Bleeding Hollow Alliance as Zephora.
Secondly, there's not alot to tell about Mo. Mo is a simple creature. If you know Mo...you probably understand already or soon enough will figure it out.
Mo doesn't like people...in general. Mo doesn't like water. Mo doesn't like Skanky Hos. Mo likes ketchup, tights, short skirts and boots. Mo likes American Pit Bull Terriers.

My Interests

..Stealing Souls
...I mean, Photography
People Watching
Motorcycles
Classic Cars
Singing Karaoke
Dancing like a retard
Tattoos
Animals
Being Lazy
Drinking booze
Pissing People Off
Inventing new catch phrases

and most importantly...
Christians, for reminding me why I despise organized religion.

I'd like to meet:

..A Serial Killer.

Music:

..P!ATD
Papa Roach
Dixie Chicks
Aerosmith
Nickelback
Jonny Lang
Janis Joplin
Rob Zombie
Marilyn Manson
Various Pop Princesses especially ones who are photographed sans panties in a drunk and disorderly state while beating a car with an umbrella...cuz that's hawt.
I hate Fergie. I'll admit I like that song Fergalicious...but only because the gay guy at karaoke used to sing it and it made me giggle.
I really like Harry Connick, Jr.
He fucking rocks.
I'd also like to ask what the fuck is wrong with some of you people? HIM and Taking Back Sunday (and like bands, if you can call them that) SUCK. How can you listen to their music? Unless you like to sit in a dark corner and cut yourself.

Movies:

..Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Cry Baby
Anything w/ Julia Roberts
Anything w/ Adam Sandler
Transformers
Chicago
The Craft
CARS!!!!

Television:

..Y&R
Buffy
Xena
Gilmore Girls
Jimmy Neutron
South Park
Family Guy
House
Dexter
CSI
Charmed
Prison Break
Ghost Whisperer
Gray's Anatomy
Californication

Free Porn FTMFW
Comcast sucks.

Books:

..Tim Dorsey
Carl Hiaasen
Dave Barry

Heroes:

..People with money.

My Blog

The Klondike Conspiracy

So....I’m a little miffed.....to say the least. What the fuck happened to Klondike Bars? Seriously.  I haven’t had one in a while. I open it up. It’s 1/2" thick...if that. Again...
Posted by Rejekt on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:28:00 PST

Feet First!!!!!

I have thought about it for over a year now.....decided to jump in feet first. I'm going to be a dildo peddler...but not just any dildo peddler....a sexpert! Check out the new myspace...which is a pla...
Posted by Rejekt on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:18:00 PST

Check out this event: Birthday KaraMOke @ Whiskey Js

Hosted By: Mo CollingsWhen: Tuesday Mar 18, 2008 at 9:00 PMWhere: Whiskey J'sPort St. Lucie Blvd across from Shitty HallPSL, Florida|10 34983United StatesDescription:Mo Collings Click Here To View Eve...
Posted by Rejekt on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

The Truth About Cats and Dogs

DOG DIARY 8 am ~ Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am ~ A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am ~ A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am ~ Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! Noon ~ Lunc...
Posted by Rejekt on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 06:33:00 PST

Just so you know....

The next time I see you....I'm going to kick you in your nasty herpes infested vagina just to make certain that bitches like you can never breed more whores. I'm sick of you and the way you've treate...
Posted by Rejekt on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 11:11:00 PST

Useless Shithole People

Saw this quote on OMG.yahoo.com in reference to celeb swag lounges.... "Grampa Hilton, I"m charity. I have a family of 4, no job, no insurance. I lost my job to Mexico. Thank Bill Clinton for that. I'...
Posted by Rejekt on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:01:00 PST

god <3s bubblewrap

Disclaimer: The recent tornados were absolutely devastating and in no way am I poking fun at it's victims. That being said....I lol'd....srsly.......this is a comment that a student a Union Universit...
Posted by Rejekt on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:40:00 PST

14 lbs in 2 weeks bitches....

I did not make a resolution and I am certainly not on a diet. If I uttered either of those things I'd fuck it up. That's the way it always works. It feels good. My red cords fit. My skirt was falling ...
Posted by Rejekt on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

Racism, Crackwhores, Pornos, Abortions and Slutty Bitches....OH MY!

This morning the political news FORCED me to get out of bed. I was so disgusted that I had to get away. I didn't even want to risk changing the channel and it being another report. I was going to go i...
Posted by Rejekt on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:49:00 PST

Traffic Cones and Asshats

I just had to share this..... This was a "want" on St. Lucie County Freecycle. ***************************************************Wanted: Traffic Conesto put out in the street when the kids are playin...
Posted by Rejekt on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 03:40:00 PST