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You are broken now, my child. But FAITH can heal you. What you need is someone strong to guide you - like ME! If you want to get your soul to heaven, trust in me. Don't you judge or question!

I am he that walks with thine noodle in hand, and he that knows thine noodle. Do NOT question child - questioning angers HIS appendage!

YES! Is what you need to say...accept HIS noodle and be savethed! I and HIS noodle are one in sauce, it's complex and stuff, it's much simpler to just BELIEVE!

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My dear lamb-child. I AM THE LORD!! I just look in the mirror.

My Blog

Michael Shermer Admits He Cant Disprove the FSM!

Michael Shermer on the FSM
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 00:25:00 GMT

BEHOLD! FSMs TRUE FORM! From The Prophets!

Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs 1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem. 2 Da Urfs no had ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:35:00 GMT

Gangsta Rapper HATES FSM!!

And He shall burn in a fiery sauce!!!Suffer unto me, my lambs!!
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:15:00 GMT

Proven with SCIENCE!! Step Back Jebus!

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Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:12:00 GMT

What does it mean to be a Pastafarian? Personal Testimony

Suffer onto me, my lambs!May you all aspire to this awareness!
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 19:06:00 GMT