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Dirk Johnson

Fuck your Yankee blue jeans

About Me

Male biped, six feet tall, pinkish in color. Frequently uses colorful and abrasive language. Keeps comapany with female quadroped, yellow in color, member of the labrador family. Hates hippies.
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My Interests

Auto Racing, Carpentery, Disc Golf, Mountain Biking, Snowboarding, Drinking, Thinking

I'd like to meet:

Kevin Smith, Michael Schumacher, Carroll Shelby, Bob Vila

Music:

yes

Movies:

Clerks, Apocalypse Now Redux, Sean of the Dead, Cool Hand Luke, others...

Television:

I love tv. Especially anything in HD

Books:

The good doctor