stephanie

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a few frinds with great Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from WEST VIRGINIA came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.

Just read all of it, lmao.CALIFORNIA:- I can wear sandals all year long.- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."- Our chicks are WAY hotter than yours. Well .. Miami can hang.- I say "like", "for sure", "right on", "dude", "totally", "peace out", "chill", "tight", and "bro".- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.- Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal.- We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.- I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Americans!- I don't get snowdays off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.- I know 65 mph really means 100.- When someone cuts me off they get the horn, the finger, and a high speed chase because we dont fuck around on the road- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14. (Legally 18 if you live close enough to the border.- My governor can kick your governor's ass.- I can go out at midnight.- You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD.- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll." No cop no stop baby!- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.Not the MOUNTAIN state, GOLDEN!!!- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you.- The best athletes come from here*IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, REPOST THIS* IF YOU'RE NOT, GO SIT IN A CORNER AND CRY++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++WEST VIRGINIA:So yeah, I read this and I thought I would reply.Hey, California, fuck off .. West Virginia is where it's at.- I can wear sandals on day long, too. However, our men don't where sandals cause they are for faggots. We stomp on your prissy ass toes with our steel toed boots.- You may be able to go to the "beach" but can you go to the river and drink beer by a fire? Can you go four-wheeling through the mud with your buddies and have a good ass time? I think not .. go build a fucking sandcastle.- You're chicks aren't way hotter than ours, they are almost equal. That's only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye. We have the real ones and they can beat your girl's asses.- We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am". We respect our elders because of it.- We also say "Howdy", "Ya'll", "Rowdy", "Rack 'Em/Ball", "Yuins", and "Crick." When we say shit like that, people automatically know where we are from. We are kinda famous.:)- You may know what cheese & avocodos taste like, but we know what Grade A deer meet and Angus beef tastes like. Shove that up your ass, California.:D Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes?- And who the hell do you think grows the fine ass weed and sells it to you?- Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done?- Why would you brag about living next door to Mexicans? Who wants a wet back in a 100 mile radius? Not I!- And why would you brag about getting snow days off? Are you fucking retarded.- When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck. Then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to California.- The drinking age is 21, but if you aren't sipping whiskey and chugging beer by age 2, you're far behind.- You can go out at midnight? Thats nice, I haven't even come home by then.- Ok, you said,"You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code." And as hard as I try, I have no idea what you're talking about. I think you're watching too much tv.As for us West Virginian's, we don't judge anyone .. everyone's family here. Don't you suck.:-P- Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.- Of course you don't stop at stop signs, none of you can drive.- Football is a religion, not a sport. In West Virginia, football means football, not soccer. But that's not all we have .. we got mudding, four-wheeling, fishing, camping, hunting, and shooting.Sounds like you lucked out faggots- And you're the GOLDEN state? Where do you think they got the gold? In the MOUNTAIN state of course.Not to mention our slogan is also "Wild and Wonderful!"Come on West Virginia, show Your Colors! Repost!IF YOUR FROM WEST VIRGINIA -N- PROUD RE POST as "Bitch i'm from West Virginia!" personalitys!!!!