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MISTER JEFF

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About Me

you say "hey jeff!" and I say "NOPE!"

I am smelly. I'm 23 years old and still feel like a kid at heart...probably will never fully "grow up" and stop playing freaking awesome video games BECAUSE THEY RULE! yeah...take that, WIFE! I win.

I always do.

Anyways...I have a son who is now 6 months old, named Levi Daniel Carter. He is most likely better than your child because he already knows how to go "HEEEEEEEEEROIIIIGH!" and "EEEE". Those are pretty complex words...if you think about it...okay maybe not...but he poops aLOT in your FACE.

Aside from the usual family life, I've been playing drums for Deus Invictus for 2 years...and before that I played drums for a band called The Chariot. I saw the U.S. in its entirety..but then God called me to play more of my roots in music; metal. So if you wanna talk about headbanging over a homely cup of coffee...feel free to stop by my apartment anytime. I won't know who the heck you are, but all is fair. I love trees. They're FAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaantastic. bye.

Deus Invictus Myspace, Click Here...

My Interests


Cinnamon rolls, Coffee, Metal, any other music that is essentially ABOVE what's already out there in numbers, making fun of guitarists, driving to random places, playing first person shooters .. (Call of Duty, Day of Defeat, Team Fortress Classic, Halo, Quake), wishing i had a better computer...yes, that's a common interest that i have...

I'd like to meet:


My beautiful, sexy WIFE. but i've already met her...it's pretty evident.


she gives me some good lovin' (if you know what i mean)



Music:

Currently Listening To: Behemoth, Mastodon, Mew, Opeth, Nile, Origin, Unmerciful, The Postal Service, Minus the Bear, Animosity, Meshuggah, Cult of Luna, Wintersun, Frou Frou, Extol, Mortician (for poots and giggles), Clutch.

Movies:

Dead Alive
The Jacket
Kill Bill volume I
Evil Dead 2
all the Night of the Living Dead series (1980 and up)
Day of the Dead
Dawn of the Dead (including the remake)
Nightmare on Elmstreet series (classic.)
The Descent
Ichi the Killer
Excel Saga The Musical (funniest thing EVER.)
The Whole 9 Yards
Minority Report
The Grudge (both versions)
The Ring (only the american version)
Session 9
Meet the Feebles
Shaun of the Dead
Passion of the Christ
Royal Tenenbaums
Enemy at the Gates
the Blair Witch Project (only the first)

and too many more to really name...

Television:

rots the brain. my wife is OBSESSED with project runway...and each time I have to sit there and watch it, I lose more of my ability to count to 2.

Books:

"THWEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeet"

Heroes:

Jesus

My Blog

Love of Money

Money.  Everyone's had experiences with it, everyone knows you seemingly can't "exist" in this world without it, and everyone can agree that the list of things to do WITHOUT using those precious ...
Posted by MISTER JEFF on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:04:00 PST

DOUBLEBASS TAMA ROCKSTAR KIT FOR SALE!

Tama Rockstar kit, 5 pieces....double bass and 3 toms.10 x 9" racktom12 x 10" racktom14 x 14" floating floortom2 kick drums  22 x 18"2 clamps that can hold toms and floating snares up2 boomstands...
Posted by MISTER JEFF on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:40:00 PST