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Member Since: 4/8/2008
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Oddpoet Details
Status: Alive, soon to be be dead. Who invented dying anyway? Think about it. "Well, we will make them live, then we will kill them all" Dying is murder no matter what form it takes. Isn't that against one of the commandments? Someone needs to take God up on that! Guess it has to be me:Only one with the balls to do it!
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Orientation: Vertical but known to be horizontal for long periods of time.
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Religion: Whatever church has the hottest chicks.
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Children: Like them breaded and fried.
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Education: No thanks, thinking gives me a headache.
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Sexual Orientation: Prefer being on top but I'm easy.
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Movies: Intellectual types that contain: karate chops, car chases, naked breasts and senseless violence. You know, the kind that explores the human condition!
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People I like to meet: Well, don't like people, prefer aliens, inter-dimensional beings, robots, androids and any Klingon on Uranus.
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Sign: Will wear a "Do Not Enter" Sign on my ass when I go to jail.
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Heroes: Don't like them either. In fact, I have a time machine where I go back and kill as many as I can find. Except Achilles, ain't gonna frig with him! That dude has some real anger issues.
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Age: Everybody writes a whole number for their age which is bullshit because you are only a whole number once a year. So to be truthful you would have to edit your age every day; unless you're an Obsessive/Compulsive then you would do it every hour or second which would keep you a tad busy. And what about the gestation period gotta count that!!! So i don't write it because it would drive me crazy.
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Married?: I was but I found better things to do with my time like running full speed into a wall with my head, pulling my teeth out with pliers and carving the entire Russian language version of War and Peace onto my chest. Never been happier.
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Favorite Books: I like the kind with no writing in them, Those diary books, all blank pages. This way I can tell my friends I read 8 books the other day. Impresses the shit out of them, dumb fucks!
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"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.â€
Robert A. Heinlein
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Odd-servations
Poet addressing a Supernatural Being
"Supernatural being, I feel I can finally see! It is as if I was blind but the darkness has been lifted. And all manner of things are thus revealed"
Supernatural Being to Poet, "Ehh...Poet, don't want bust your bubble, but you just removed those very dark pair of sunglasses, and you can now indeed "see"
Poet to Supernatural Being "Oh........."
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"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder. This disease, like caries and many other ailments, is prevalent only among civilized races living under artificial conditions; barbarous nations breathing pure air and eating simple food enjoy immunity from its ravages. It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient"
The Devil's Dictionary
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An "Old Bull" and a "Young Bull" stand on top of a hill.
Below them is a herd of cows.
The young Bull says to the old Bull, "Hey, Old Bull lets run down there and fuck one of them cows"
The old Bull replies, "No, lets "walk" down there and fuck them all."
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Fat lady screeching at Churchill, "If you were my husband I would poison you!"
Churchill, "Madam, If I were your husband I would drink it."
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Who am I??? You ask? Silly question. I am everything and nothing. I am Yin and Yang, Poet of nonsense and essence, I am an Anarchist, Anti-Christ, I am left, I am right and I bring you ABSURDITY!!!!!!!!!!
My Chinese Zodiac Sign:
The Dragon is omnipotent. He/she is flamboyant, attractive and full of vitality and strength. In China, the Dragon is the sign of the Emperor of China or the male element Yang. The Dragon is the symbol of power and wealth.It would be right to say that people born in the year of the dragon have a natural charisma and are certainly gifted with power and luck. It is unlikely for them to escape unnoticed from a party or to take second place in a competition.
The dragon person has an active mind and shows an unfeigned interest in the world around him/her. This person is also self-confident enough to know how to create a necessary impression. Because they are larger than life themselves, dragon people like to do everything on a grand scale. They are egotistical self-aggrandizing and ambitious, almost to the point of megalomania. They will stop at nothing to get what they want.
A person born in this year wears the crown of destiny, and is capable of great achievements if he or she knows how to harness his or her tremendous energy, intelligence and talent. While these people enjoy being the center of attention, they also have a brave and charitable side to their personality. If a dragon's friend faces a problem or dilemma, he or she will be there to offer help, and when others leave the field of battle the dragon takes a step forward to solve the problem with authority and dignity.
Dragons set a high standard of actions for themselves as well as for other people and are surprised when others cannot cope with a task; they are so carried away by the process that they fail to see other people's weaknesses.Ideal jobs for dragons include kings, military officer, politician, musician, buffers, poet, artist, biological and environmental engineer, stockbroker, athlete, trade union leader, company director, explorer, attorney, fuck toy for aspiring starlet, Potato masher, masturbation specialist, serial killer, blowup doll toy tester.
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Quotations of Oscar Wilde one of the greats
"A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."
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"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination."
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"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.."
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"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.."
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"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability"
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"One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards."
Quotations of Lenny Bruce
"A lot of people say to me, 'Why did you kill Christ?' I dunno, it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know. "
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"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to be if I grow up. "
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"If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. "
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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter. . "
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"The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live up to it. There is no "what should be," there is only what is. "
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"Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it. "
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"In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls."
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Gee! All this time I was chewing! Who knew?
For God's sake man! Don't be afraid of it! Pussy is your friend!
This chick is too funny!
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Graphic Artist Extraordinaire: Ms. Ness
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Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: Indie
