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i thoroughly enjoy waking up without an alarm, imparting my wisdom (read:taste for michael jackson, reading and cookies) on my son, coffee, appreciating people for who they are, baked goods, fiestaware, talking with my hands, retail therapy, farmers markets, vermont, making bobby laugh.i could do without fennel and caraway seeds. seriously. if they didn't exisist at all, i don't think anyone would be disappointed.
29 RANDOM THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW ABOUT YOU.
1. my old drivers license is the worst picture of me ever taken.
2. i hated being pregnant, but i love being a mom.
3. the thought of going to church makes me itch.
4. i would never conceive of leaving my house without mascara.
5. once, i saw paul mccartney on the street in manhattan, and he gave me the look of death for calling attention to him loudly.
6. i don't take vitamins because i can never remember for more than 4 days straight.
7. i have zero artistic talent.
8. my math skills match my artistic talent.
9. after i eat "real food" i have to eat something sweet.
10. my 5th grade photo could rival said drivers license.
11. i haven't eaten cows, pigs or anything sketchy since 6th grade.
12. i've been vegetarian since i was 20.
13. my 2nd birthday cake featured michael jackson drawn in icing.
14. my first concert was paula abdul and color me badd.
15. i would love to learn to breakdance.
16. i think elephants are my favorite animal.
17. i would be thrilled if kier grew up to be a gay makeup artist, or hairdresser.
18. when my sister used to make me mad, i'd tell her she had no friends to get back at her.
19. i would wear flip flops year round if the weather permit.
20. i'm really into dinosaurs.
21. i can recite the goonies, the breakfast club and home alone.
22. i'm glad i have a son and not a daughter because i'm afraid she would inherit my weight obsession.
23. if my life were a sitcom, i would want it to be i love lucy.
24. despite paul mccartney wanting me dead, i'd still have to claim that the beatles are one of my favorite bands.
25. if i don't like someone, i can't look them in the eye.
26. i have the smallest feet of anyone i know.
27. i rarely answer my cell phone, but i feel naked without it.
28. i covet designer bags, but don't think i could bring myself to ever buy one.
29. i know at least 15 sanskrit chants.
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someone willing to kidnap jess from seattle and bring her back to me.also, rad mommas who put up 76 pictures of their kids too......we take fabulous family photos.
this is fruitless. i like music. some of it. most of it is crap.judge me by my choices if you must, but you'll only find that i'm pretty damn cool.rilo kiley, the weakerthans, mates of state, the shins, prince, yo la tengo, the notwist, radiohead, beck... stereolab because i'd have to listen to them even if i hated them, thanks to bobby.bright eyes because i've endured so much ridicule for my minor obsession. (i don't give a rats ass if that dude thinks he's the second coming of christ, or wipes his ass with $50 bills. i still get down to it)
hedwig, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, ferris bueller, the shawshank redemption, run lola run, amelie, life is beautiful, requiem for a dream...
planet earth. amazing.what not to wear, anything on the food network, law and order svu and i watch american idol. shut up.also, the shows i grew up on are the media version of macaroni and cheese... the wonder years, the cosby show, full house, growing pains...and i'm finishing my Friends collection. that's the funniest show of all time.
if i finish it, it's guaranteed to make the list. if i don't, it wasn't worth time i don't have to waste.the secret life of bees, kite runner, anything by david sedaris, night by elie weisel, judy blume's fudge series, sex drugs and cocopuffs, the only bush i trust is my own, the perks of being a wallflower...
.arthur, the raddest (albiet stinkiest) dog of all time.people who can do handstands.spelling bee champions.stacy and clinton and this family.