1. What bill do you hate paying the most.
-Cable. $52 for 50 channels??? When satellite is $20/a month? Stupid non-Southern sky facing windows...
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
-Forbes Island, San Francisco
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
-Never
4. Have you ever got drunk and danced on a bar?
-Not a bar but a stripper pole... which detached from the ceiling and sent me crashing to the floor in the middle of the dance floor. I was forever remembered as the guy who ate shit in the middle of the party with the stripper pole.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
-Miss Woods
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
-Rolling around in a bed full of money... no, no... surfing in Hawaii... after winning the lotto
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
-Train conductor... my parents just LOVED that one...
8. How many colleges did you attend?
-One
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
-I'm not wearing a shirt... cuz that's how real men do it.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
-Oh fuck.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go, and who would you take with you?
-Hawaii... no, Bora Bora... no, I would take them to a private island in the shape of my head... in the Caribbean, not Swampville. Any one of the hot ladies from my top 12.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
-I usually wake up in a bout of morning turrets.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
-Don't really remember passing out... but it was waaayy the hell too late.
14. Favorite style of underwear?
-Silk boxers.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
-Commando.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
-Scrubbing the toilet.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer?
-Volunteer for a wet t-shirt contest judge, sure!
18. Get up early or sleep in?
-Somewhere in between.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
-Johnny Bravo! and Gir.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
-Dinner or a movie.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
-I'm a nerd at heart.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
-When it hurt to get out of bed lol.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
-Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
-Roast chicken.
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco/Sam's Club?
-Brownie Bites! Except that time they were sold out. Bastards.
26. Beach or lake?
-Beach. Lakes are gross. Sometimes.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people when they only lived to be 20?
-If they only lived to 20, wtf age did they get married at??? No... marriage = tax benefits.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
-Tom.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
-Cooking in bacon fat/duck fat/excess of butter!
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
-Probably a tie between Surf's Up and Titanic.
31. What's your drink?
-Mai Tai!
32. Who from high school would you like to run into?
-Run into as in run into at a coffee shop or run into as in run into with a car?
33. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
-I hate the radio. CDs all the way!
34. What is a rumor that someone has spread about you?
-Uh... that I'm a player... I had 1.5 gfs in a year and I was considered a "player"... wth?
35. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
-The Simpsons... I've been watching since episode 1!
36. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
-Not seeing the girl in adequate lighting beforehand!
37. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
-My work mostly involves a computer screen... Do I have a thing for computers? No, sharp metal and electricity just aren't my thing.
38. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
-Hm... a multi-billionaire walking with a briefcase containing his entire life savings
39. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
-Alton Brown.
40.What famous person would you like to sleep with?
-Used to be Angelina Jolie and then she had 12 children... so I'm going to have to go with Lucy Liu.
41. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended use?
-Yes... I was putting out thermite in one of my Chem classes.
42. Ever felt like running over a pedestrian?
-YES... so much that I even have a point system. GTA muthafucka'
