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andrew

hot potato is alot different when played with starving people. then it is called my potato.

About Me

like a door without a key and a field without a fence.

My Interests

hiking golf disk golf (completely different from regular golf) video games books mythology poetry

I'd like to meet:

actually, i'm fine with the people i know. i'm not "searching" for anyone here on myspace. however, i'm always welcome to new friends and acquaintances. pleased to meet you.

Music:

the beatles ben folds muse queen hellogoodbye phil wickham mewithoutYou family force 5 the postal service of montreal keane the killers kaiser chiefs jack johnson the fratellis gnarls barkley gorillaz panic! at the disco elton john e.l.o. (electric light orchestra) drake bell

Movies:

pretty much all types of genres, except for those which contain over the top, extreme, unneeded amounts of gore. which isn't to say i don't like horror, i just can't take intestines. oh, and yea, i love most chick flicks. please, try not to judge me too much.

Television:

scrubs fosters home for imaginary friends law and order: svu law and order: rvu (regular victims unit.) spongebob squarepants

Books:

all tolkien books the bible brave new world the portable poe alfred hitchcocks favorite tales of terror. the places you will go wild at heart

Heroes:

i don't have one.

My Blog

Facing the Inevitable Truth

Facing the Inevitable Truth: A Goat Definitely Ate my Socks by andrew bolcar   A sick feeling filled my body As I stepped into my room The closet door was unfortunately ajar I prepared myself for...
Posted by we have never been apart for a whole weekend on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST

My Lovable Leprosy

my loveable leprosy andrew bolcar i woke up this morning without a nose my ear hung by a thread yet despite my decomposing disposition i clearly wasn't dead i wish my parts would stay connected rather...
Posted by we have never been apart for a whole weekend on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

a little crab's worst day

a little crab's worst day by andrew bolcar   the sun rose above the waves, the gulls soared overhead a little crab scuttled my way, he seemed nearly dead this tiny small crustacean possessed a s...
Posted by we have never been apart for a whole weekend on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 09:38:00 PST

fantastic taters

one potato, two potato, three potato, hardcore by andrew bolcar   picking potatoes in a field i realized i had four with four potatoes in my possession, i could make a soup potato soup potatoes ...
Posted by we have never been apart for a whole weekend on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

Puppies

Puppies  Recent events have caused me to ponder the purpose of puppies. Puppies are the children of dogs, worm ridden, disgusting creatures. Yet people rub these vermin on their faces, opening t...
Posted by we have never been apart for a whole weekend on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:59:00 PST