Paul

I often get told im disgusting (by my flatmates), i'm not sure why, perhaps you could tell me why if you ever meet me, I like to get drunk, especially on vodka redbull, it makes me do silly things and not remember doing them, I think people weeing in the middle of the street is highly amusing when im drunk and I like to cheer them on, my room is always messy, I have a purple iron, I really like the film 'Willow' but most people have never heard of it, i eat a lot of tuna and drink a lot of water. In the past week i have learnt that life can sometimes be a big fat hairy bollock.....but u just gotta stick ur middle finger up at it and deal with whatever it throws at ya :)