Vonnegut, Elliott Smith, Brett from --The Sun Also Rises--, Jack Kerouac... I would run away with Thom Yorke, Art Garfunkel, Jenny Lewis (although our names are problematically similar), Dr. Dre (you think i'm joking here but i am certainly not... "who you think taught you to smoke trees? who you think brought you the o'G's: eazy-e's, ice cubes, and DOC'S, snoop d-o-double-g's, and the group that said motherf!@# the police?"), Chan Marshall (of Cat Power), sufjan stevens, any of the Shins (preferably James Mercer), and whatever Beirut's real name is. And probably Isaac Brock to be honest with you. This sounds outrageous, but lucky for me I'll never meet any of these people and will thusly not become a chronic eloper.